A Portfolio of Funny Stock Market Memes for People Who Have No Idea What Dividends Are

Did anybody else get $0.05 in dividends yesterday? Also, what in tarnation is someone supposed to do with that?

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Welcome to the stonk market! Hello, we know money. It can go up and down. You give us money and we may or may not give you more. STONKS! Okay, obviously, we're more of a stonks crowd than a stocks crowd. (I just had to Google to double-check that “stock market” was two words and not one…) We might not know how to make a lot of money… But we sure know how to double your earnings in memes! You give us memes, we'll give you a hundred back. You like our memes? We'll like you back! I don't know, man. All I know is that you can't spare a dime of serotonin in this economy, so you might as well invest in as many memes as possible. That way you can always have a way of getting in a quick LOL when your serotonin levels are plummeting. And let's be real, that's happening a lot these days. So enjoy these stock market memes and happy stonking!
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