Either you're on Twitter, or you're not. Either you're privy to all the inside jokes and discourse and trend forecasting minute-to-minute or you… get that kind of stuff from TikTok. Or you're just a casual Instagram scroller who keeps in touch with your friend and laughs at the occasional cat video. Or you're not online at all and thus probably not seeing this list.
But if you're on Twitter, you know what kind of a haunted rodeo it can be. There are some familiar faces, some tried-and-true tweet formats, and a heck of a lot of arguments that go ad hominem in a gosh darn second. There is no such thing as argument rules when you're on Twitter. Only the rules of the people, and the people don't have many rules except "@ me next time." But whether you're a Twitter warrior or a conscientious objector, I've spared you the pain of scrolling and have some good tweets right here.