Woman Refuses to Have Another Child With Husband After He Insists on Naming the Baby After Calendar Months, Leading to Family Dispute

Welcome back internet enthusiasts. There's a slew of exciting aspects about becoming a new parent. Even talking to your partner about the prospect of having a child is stimulating and imaginative, fantasizing about all the moments together, how you'll raise your child, what they'll be like, what they'll look like, and what you'll name them. Naming your child is one of the most important measures to take responsibly. Without consideration of their future, it's fruitless to just name them whatever sounds good to you. There could be a special meaning behind it, a family tradition, but make sure it won't bite them in the butt when they get older. 

This brings us to our Reddit piece. The woman already has two children from her previous marriage, and she's working on a third with her current husband. The problem is the name; he's set on naming the baby after calendar months…not the first name, all the names. First, middle, and last name to be calendar months. I don't blame this woman for refusing, but you'll have to read the story to get all the hilarity out. 

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