Have you been putting off that good deep clean recently? Come on, man. It's time. Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves. That dust by the TV is just going to get worse. You've been wondering what that smell is. Now it's time to figure that out, for the love of everything is good. How can you even have people over?
Or maybe you're a very clean person who thinks even the tiniest speck of dirt on your floor is too much. We applaud you. That's wild. How do you keep up with all that cleaning? It's seriously never-ending… You're the friend who always says, “Sorry about the mess” when you have people over, but your place looks spotless. You really put all those slobs to shame.
We agree it's important to keep a tidy home, but we're definitely more of an average cleaner. The dishes get done right away, but dusting is only done like three times a year. You know what is always at the top of our to-do list though? Sharing memes! Give your brain a good scrub with laughter.