Happy meowrning to all you risk-takers. We know that's what you are. Because you're here. Because you know that itty bitty kitties are criminals. That they have powers over us like no other creature. That they can make us smile and aww uncontrollably. That they can make us do anything and everything that they could ever want just by looking at us. You know all of it, because we have warned you countless times, and you have decided to come here and view the little criminals anyway.
These kittens even have the power to make us write this listicle, showcasing the smollest kittens - i.e. the biggest criminals, every single week. We don't want to. We are forced to by teeny tiny paws. Writing this makes us face all the consequences. It has us moving in the direction of random shelters to adopt more kittens without us rationally making that decision. That's how much power these kittens have over us. So, we warn you once again, friends, continue into this listicle at your own risk.
"I always graph my fosters weight gain! I'm a behavior analyst and I do a lot of graphing at work… kittens are supposed to gain minimum 10 grams each day. Any LOSS is alarming and requires supplemental feeding. I fostered over 70 kittens and sadly lost a couple. Weight loss is the first red flag"
"This is Sprout (a well mannered baby in formal wear) and Alfalfa (a baby nothing going on upstairs). They're two of the easiest bottle babies I've ever had… why be smart when you can be handsome instead?"
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