'Do not believe his lies': Person Warns Neighbors about Their Ginger Cat’s Deceptions by Putting up Hissterical Notice

Cats are criminals. That is a known fact at this point, right? Cats commit crimes, real crimes, crimes with consequences, every single day. Cats steal food off our plates without any shame. Cats rob grocery stores and steal incredibly valuable sausages. Cats conquer dogs' beds and stand proud right in front of their faces. Cats and their crimes are something that every cat owner should be aware of. Now, take all of that and make the cat ginger… and you have a recipe for chaos.

Because it is also known that ginger cats only have one braincell. Collectively, we mean. Ginger cats want to commit crimes but don't go about it quite as intellectually as other cats. They still do it though, and in a way, it makes their crimes all the more impressive. Which is clearly why this ginger cat owner has decided to warn their neighbors about the clementine criminal in advance.

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Look. We all know orange cats at this point. We know their antics. But, we have to admit, that we did not think about writing pre-emptive warnings to our neighbors. And maybe we should. Maybe this is the way to avoid unnecessary shenanigans and mishaps.
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And if the way that we warn people is this funny, then we don't think anyone would complain about it. Except the cat. The cat would complain about it, because all of its shenanigans would be thwarted, and its plans for world domination will be far more difficult to achieve.
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