Hey, internet surfers. Have you ever been at the tail end of a one-night stand, wishing that the person you just did a funny little dance with would just go home? It can be an awkward situation, and while we all know that communication is key, it is sometimes difficult to find the right words. At this point, you might find yourself Googling what to do. To your surprise, there is, in fact, a WikiHow article that answers your very questions in your very specific plight: How to Get Rid of a One Night Stand. Now you can secretly scroll through the article under the covers or in the bathroom under the guise of a potty break to know exactly how to get out of your sticky social situation.
Actually, this only would have worked four years ago as this WikiHow article has been 'under review' for that long - perhaps rightly so, given the only remaining accompanying illustration. If you like weird internet culture things, enjoy this listicle filled with strangely specific WikiHow pages. Some are indeed 'under review' or have since been modified since they were posted to Reddit, but click around because you will be surprised which ones still remain strangely intact.