Meanwhile, At Lehman Brothers

'Wasn't given as a joke': 15 Teacher Appreciation Week gifts that are making teachers roll their eyes 1

‘It’s unreal': Farmers band together to dump unsold apples from their orchards, explaining it's due to high prices set by grocery stores 2

'You have to work for it': Incorruptible professor outsmarts an entitled dad when he tries to buy straight A's for his daughter 3

'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 4

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 5

‘You just lost a customer’: Customer gets removed from restaurant after owner stands up to him for yelling at one of the servers who messed up his receipt 6