Cat Community Presents a Purrfect Prompt about Cat ‘Superpowers’, Fellow Feline Fans Reply With Pawsitively Silly Suggestions We Can All Relate To

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Aug 31, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

We all know the answer to the question "would you rather be a cat or a hooman bean?" The answer is cat, obviously. But, since we all know that isn't pawssible (yet), let's make it slightly more realistic (humor us): what is one thing your cat can do that you wish you could do? Basically if you could have one cat-themed superpower, what would it be? Well, there are so many good things about cats! Do we choose to be purrfectly floofy and awwdorable? Or do we want the ability to sleep for 14 hours a day and have no consequences?

The ability to become internet famous for doing nothing, avoiding taxes, having someone buy all your food for you, provide you with body massages daily, and multiple warm places to sleep? See what we mean? These cats don't know how good they have it. Let's see them trying to be a hooman for once! Scroll to see all the pawsitively silly suggestions our fellow feline fans wrote below. Have a great Caturday!

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    What's something a cat does, that you wish you could do?
    via u/Disco_Duck__
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    I walked by a guy running a leaf blower, and I wished I could put my ears back.
    via u/Disco_Duck__

    Not just being able to move our ears, what about their hearing in general? That might be actually a hindrance since we live in the city. We already think it's loud, imagine how much louder it must be as a cat! No wonder they're so annoyed all the time.

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    • papijohns69 8h ago Avoid paying rent
    via u/papijohns69
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    Haunted Baker • 8h ago Judging people and being rewarded for it
    via u/HauntedBaker

    This. This, this, this. Our dad said that if you're good at something, don't do it for free. We're great at judging people, just others don't really seem to like it. Cats get treats when they do it though. We should have been born as a cat.

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    BoblsMyCableGuy • 8h ago Nap for 14 hours a day.
    via u/BoblsMyCableGuy
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    HopelesslyOCD • 7h ago Yell until I get fed (and then not eat it).
    via u/HopelesslyOCD
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    Mustacius 7h ago • Scottish Fold Sleeping in awkward positions and not waking up sore
    via u/Mustacius
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    ms_grumpy 8h ago Have someone cleanup after my poop and pay for my food Not worry about working Oh to be a cat
    via u/ms_grumpy
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    Bonsaitalk 7h ago Live rent free in someone's house have all my needs met and more all while having no expectations.
    via u/Bonsaitalk
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    busdriverbuddha2 • 7h ago Jump seven times my height. I would win every Olympics until I died.
    via u/busdriverbuddha2
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    • Kilo Oscar 7h ago Parkour
    via u/Kilo_Oscar_
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    Adventurous-Ash • 7h ago Literally everything. Cats are love. Cats are life.
    via u/Adventurous-Ash
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    GratefullyPug • 6h ago Be unemployed, all the while still having delicious food and adequate shelter
    via u/GratefullyPug
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    MalachiPrince - 8h ago Take long naps and walk through walls.
    via u/MalachiPrince
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    Wicked Maiwyn .7h ago Flipping to liquid state
    via u/WickedMaiwyn
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    • tpomo2 7h ago See in the dark
    via u/tpomo2
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    weirdtinyfrog 6h ago Lay in sunbeams all day, be endlessly entertained by strings and other moving objects, be a moody bitch with no consequences for my behaviour, and so on
    via u/weirdtinyfrog
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    Upier1 6h ago • To be able to fall asleep in milliseconds anywhere.
    via u/Upier1
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    RedditStrolls • 6h ago Having a really lousy attitude but no one scolding you for it, people respecting your boundaries, getting another species to feed and house you while you nap all day and pay cuteness tax in exchange.
    via u/RedditStrolls
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    • san... 7h ago Edited 7h ago • Getting daily full body rub downs by everyone I live with
    via u/san...
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    surfinforthrills • 7h ago Purr
    via u/surfinforthrills
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    Mundane-Plate-91... • 6h ago Flexibility
    via u/Mundane-Plate-91
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    SprocketHead357 .7h ago Doing whatever I want and not being punished because of my cuteness
    via u/SprocketHead357
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    Radiant_Western2... • 6h ago Land on my feet no matter how I jump
    via u/Radiant_Western2
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    I_Stabbed_Jon_Sn... 6h ago ⋅ The ability to walk into a rich persons house and have them be like "okay, you live here now, let me buy you a bunch of great stuff."
    via u/I_Stabbed_Jon_Sn...
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    Greater Ani 5h ago I wish I had a long, fluffy tail which I could swish around expressively.
    via u/Greater_Ani

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