30 Chuckle-Worthy Memes For When You Want A Hearty Laugh On A Girlies Night Out

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melissa dilillo
Sep 11, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

I've been laughing with my best girlies for decades and there's no one I'd rather be my most authentic self with than them. I know that even my weirdest jokes are going to get a pity laugh when my BFF's are around. It's no secret that your best friends are your biggest fans. In high school, we used to sit around in each other's basements doing nothing but giggle for hours and not much has changed in the years to come. I know that I can tell the cheesiest, cringe-worthy jokes and they will give me the famous eye roll and smile to boot. 

Females are funny! Female comedians are, in my opinion, the coolest profession. Give me a night with Mrs. Maisel any day and I'm a happy camper. I saw Ali Wong's tour earlier this year and it was honestly hard to breathe by the end of it because I was laughing so hard. If you don't know how to laugh at yourself, you've got to learn not to take life so seriously. 

My recommendation is to check out the 30 hilarious memes of bad dad jokes that we've compiled and have a girls night. Drink some wine, read through these pun-worthy jokes and enjoy a bestie night. You won't be sorry!

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    46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 22:52 At the end of the day we are all human beans. And together, we will rice. Lettuce pray. Ramen.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Walmart thinks I want to put up my Christmas tree & eat Turkey while wearing my Halloween costume.
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    Walked past this at a restaurant... honestly, I get it No I won't scan your QR code, just give me a regular menu! SCAN FOR MENU TABLE 45
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    To the person who stuck dad jokes around the office, THANK YOU My Boss asked Me to make a busines presentation and said Start with How does a a should Joke... I put my pay slip Cirst slide Computer get drunk? It takes screen shots! We Should be able to call in healthy Fire door keep shut in "Im not com really today. I good and I don't want. to waste it on being ack." I got my wife a fridge for her birthday I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Which letter keeps pirates calm? P. Without it, they are irate.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I woke up laughing today. I must have slept funny.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted and you need to run.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes The average height of a dwarf is 3 feet. That's a little gnome fact.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes The reason I procrastinate is so I'll be a little older and a little wiser when I get around to doing whatever it is I need to get done.
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    Them: "Work smarter not harder " Me:
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes An old Japanese gardener asked me what I knew about bonsai trees. I said... "Very little."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an "All the stuff you can microwave" aisle. ...
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    What's up, dad? Some movie about an old guy and balloons. DADSAYS JOKES
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes ... Did you hear that Fedex and UPS were merging? They're going to be called FedUps.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If dentists make their money off people with bad teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists recommend?
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I'm old enough to remember when paper bags were blamed for the destruction of millions of trees, plastic bags were the solution! ...
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    I dreamt last night that my spint rose from a toilet bowl It was an out of Potty experience
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes LIVING WITH A DOG IS 90% FOLLOWING EACH OTHER AROUND, WATCHING EACH OTHER GO POTTY, AND WONDERING WHAT THE OTHER HAS IN THEIR MOUTH.
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    46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 13:22 Dad why are you laughing so hard upstairs?? I've just noticed that minus four degrees looks like a guy taking a dump... -4 Read 13:22 ☑
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet... As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
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    Technically he didn't 37 B Boss > Yesterday 5:24 PM Did you call a customer dumb tonight? No. I said "are you dumb"? I was asking him
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Whenever I finish eating, I always have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer.
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    My fiancé just asked me to come into the kitchen to see what they made. "It's a couch potato."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I warned my children about using their whistle inside the house, and gave them one last chance... Unfortunately they blew it.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I've been to that says Insufficient Funds.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was going to cook alligator for dinner... but I realized I only had a croc pot.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes We went from August 1st to August 30th in about 5 minutes. So get ready... Christmas will be here in a few hours.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I'd never heard of such a thing.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Pinocchio hasn't had much luck on Tinder. But what do you expect from a guy who's looking for a relationship with no strings attached?
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