Don't you want to be a raccoon? Be honest and think about it. Raccoons have a cute face but fierce when they need to fight over trash. And they will eat the trash they've fought over, and wouldn't even care for a second. They live wild. So, you'd want to be a raccoon, right? Because we would definitely want to be raccoons right now.
We should feel so lucky, because it's Friday. And you know what can happen on a Friday? We can experience a Freaky Friday. But here? No, no, here we aim higher. We don't want just any Freaky Friday - we want a Filthy Friday. It's the one where instead of changing personalities with your mom to better understand each other after living as one another for a Friday, you change personalities with a raccoon. Permanently.
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Hey, partners in crime, can we join your gang? Now that we have that raccoon personality we think we're a great fit. We'd give you our CV but we ate it.
All that we know just makes us know that we know we know too much and that makes us know we have all this information that we know and those facts we know as well. It's a burden to be a raccoon.
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