'Is he trying to get fired?': Employee photoshops picture of boss's family and sends it to the wrong chat, boss plays mind games to get even

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    TI U by photoshopping my bosses face onto his entire family and sending it to my work chat.
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    TI U Obligatory this happened last year. I luckily have a new job. It was Father's Day 2022. My boss on my team of 10 sends a photo of his entire family including his 3 baby grand children, 3 kids, their spouses(his daughter doesn't have a spouse) and his wife.
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    My boss is not a good looking man. The face only a blind mother could love. Unfortunately for his family, especially the female offspring, his genes are strong as I also hate my boss with a passion. He had also just brought
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    his lazy son who is about my age onto the team and I was taken out of all client interaction because his son needed "exposure". His son regularly in the work with people sitting next to him but that's another story.
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    I luckily had one really good work friend on my team who also hated my boss but he was higher up and didn't really need to deal with him as much. As this work group chat is
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    going off we are just ripping into his family. We were both pretty tipsy because it; it's Father's Day and we're not fathers. This entire time we were joking like how crazy would it be if we accidentally sent to the wrong chat. I was laughing(or loling because it was text) at him like he would be an idiot to send to the wrong chat.
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    I had a Eureka moment. I'm pretty good with face in the hole and use it often for funny memes. I face in the holed his ugly face onto his entire family except for his daughter. This included his 2 sons, 3 grand daughters, his wife and two daughter in laws. I made this thing a masterpiece. I was using
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    tone, contrast, switched angles to match everything. It was the Mona Lisa of 1 up face in hole. The best part is you couldn't even tell that his daughters wasn't face in the holed and that his granddaughters were photoshopped.
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    In pure excitement of this masterpiece I created I saved it ans immediately sent it to my buddy waiting for my glorious applause. As I sent it all of a sudden a text notification at the top comes up from my work buddy
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    that's says " ?????". It took me a second to register that I just sent that to my entire team. I hadn't said anything in the group chat at all up to this point. My first message was this picture that had multiple layers of 1 up. I litterally jump up from the couch and throw my phone against the couch saying "oh no oh no oh no"
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    and start profusely sweating and pacing frantically in the living room. My fight or flight response kicked in and I wanted to run like Forrest Gump. My wife freaks out
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    thinking I just found out I had Ir or something and I told her what happened. She had no idea the 1 up we were sending, she had just heard me giggling like a little : across from the couch. She immediately tries to calm me down
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    saying it's probably not that bad. I show her the picture and her jaw drops. "Ok we need to think of something" I call my buddy who is laughing hysterically at my stupidity and I'm like you need to bombard the chat so hopefully he doesn't see it. He starts sending
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    messages and asks people how their Father's Day was to get more interaction as I am just panicking/sweating/contemplating quitting before I could get fired z
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    My wife ends up having a genius plan by telling me to text "happy Father's Day "boss's name" to you and your mini mes" which I thought was genius but i sent it like 15 minutes and 20 messages later so it was random at that point and maybe put more attention to it.
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    My buddy tells me ur other coworker texted him on the side Idid babyboyblue just send? Is he trying to get fired? Also what wasn't "bosses daughters name" the only one not photo shopped"
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    It was like 9 PM at this point and my wife is trying to console me but i could tell she was worried too. Like "maybe your boss didn't see that photo where you photoshopped his ugly face onto. his entire family including his baby granddaughters"
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    I couldn't sleep at all that night. I just rolled around sweating thinking about I am going to say to him and explain myself. Do I come up to him first and apologize? Do I wait and pray that he didn't see it? I went through every possible scenario in my head
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    and they all ☐. Ops i accidentally slipped and photoshopped your face on your entire family and then sent to group chat.
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    I get ready for work early because I legit couldn't sleep. It felt like a prisoner on death row making his last walk but I didn't get a tastey last meal because I felt like I was going to vomit. I'm the first one in the office and I'm pretending to work and trying to play it cool. Our assistants come in and I'm thinking alright be sharp here and act like nothing happened. THEY SAY NOTHING
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    about it like they didn't see me insult our bossses entire family via a masterpiece face in the hole. I'm starting to calm down thinking no one saw it. Then my work buddy comes in and he's just dying laughing which brings my anxiety up. He can see me from my his office so every time a new coworker comes in his eyes get wide like oh here it comes as he's chuckling. No one says anything.
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    Then the moment of truth comes and my fat ugly boss walks in with his fat ugly son. I start sweating again (btw such as response to fear). He just walks by me and says nothing, no hi, no good morning, just nothing. Ok, kinda weird for him but not bad. I'm watching
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    his every move like I'm some psycho analyst trying to read a serial body language. Nothing happens and I'm convincing myself he didn't see. Maybe my face in the hole was so good that he thought I just sent the original photo back.
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    12:00 PM comes by and he comes up to me and says "baby boy blue want to grab some lunch" "I'm good not hungry I had a big breakfast" "well walk with me across the street to get food" "uhhhh alright I guess". The time had come. I didn't get away easily. As we were walking out my buddy army saluted me like it was the lasast time he would see me.
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    He starts with small talk and I can barely answer because I'm just thinking how I would come up with an excuse. I have to wait for this 1 to get his stupid salad bar as I'm starting to sweat again. I
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    looked like a walking food violation because the sweat was coming through my work shirt. We walk back and he's asking about my career aspirations and all these thing. This guy did not mention it the entire time! He was just 100% mind me and it worked. It was honestly worse then if he had just called it out. I got back to work and I was safe.
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    No one else on the team mentioned it again. My buddy would always randomly send me the photo while working just to with me. I ended up quitting about 6 months later for a much better job. Thinking about sending it to that chat again next Father's Day as a you.
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    and me and my up things TL;DR I was dr coworker were sending about a photo my boss sent of his ugly face and his family in work group chat. I photoshopped his head on his entire family including his baby granddaughters. I only left his daughter not photoshopped because she unfortunately looks the most like him. I then accidentally sent to the work group chat. Thought I was getting fired. My me and never boss just mind mentions it.

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