A Bag of Holding Full of Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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John Summers • Contributor
Sep 19, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

The heavy wooden door creaks open slowly. Faint orange light spills from behind it. As the door fully opens, you stand at the entrance of a vast, ancient hall. The space is dusty and draped with cobwebs, exuding a distinct musky scent that suggests the hall has remained sealed for a considerable time. Yet, curiously, all the torches and candles remain lit. Dominating the room is a grand marble table, encircled by eight chairs. Each appears as pristine as the day they were crafted, devoid of dust or cobwebs. Atop the table rests a solitary, large book.

Drawn to it, you approach the table and examine the inscription on the cover: "The Big Book of Internet Memes, Vol 6 - Dungeons and Dragons Memes." You're perplexed by terms like "Internet," "memes," and even "Dungeons and Dragons," yet your curiosity prevails. Taking a seat, you open the book and begin to delve into its pages.

And it begins:

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  • 01
    breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes Me: we can beat this guy. I'm not scared. DM: Twenty-six to hit, forty-nine damage. Now for the second attack. Me:
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  • 02
    You see a rock. Oronge Muno Nature check. It's just a rock. ARCANA CHECK IT'S A ROCK @4d6_drop_lowest
    via galxrax, @4d6_drop_lowest
  • 03
    CRITICAL accidentalcritical Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session outofcontextdnd: Me: Roll over. GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It's adorable. Me: Stay. GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is. Me: Heel. GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP. Me: Holy
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  • 04
    viridiandnd My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don't know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say "yeah that does it" the-dm-experience this hurts
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  • 05
    breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes Friend: You talk about DnD, like, a lot. Me: it defines who I am
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  • 06
    When you've given the party several hints and they still can't figure out the puzzle IT APPEARS THAT I OVERESTIMATED THE OUT OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE @EFFINBIRDS
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  • 07
    when the Bard takes up Necromancy MemeCenter.com
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  • 08
    Seducing people as a 20CHA Bard Seducing people as a 20CHA Paladin Seducing people as a 20CHA Warlock
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  • 09
    breakyourheroes 11m Х WHEN YOU FINISH A MEAL AT THE SUPER FRIENDLY NPC'S HOUSE @thefitdungeonmaster MAKE A CONSTITUTION Send message SAVING THROW
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  • 10
    Player interested in the lore of my world: "What are the names of the cities and countries in your campaign?" Me, a DM: r/DnDMemes
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  • 11
    You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
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  • 12
    M'LEAN "DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU. LOTS OF FIGHTERS HAVE SWORDS THAT ARE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE."
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  • 13
    lesser known dice in dnd 2 sided die: flip a coin 1 sided die: im the dm and i said so 36,722 notes
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  • 14
    i_amJeremy @dr5bludgeoning Dm: you see a warehouse in the distance Player: is that like a werewolf, but instead of a wolf they turn into a house Dm: *frantically writing down stats* it is now. #dnd 7/17/18, 2:46 PM 2,087 Retweets 5,400 Likes
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  • 15
    Who Would Win? MODULES AND PLOT HOOKS 00 14 S A Carefully Made Adventure With Complex Encounters Some Dicey Boiz
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  • 16
    THE PERCUSSIONIST BARD 0 ~ HOLD ON GUYS I'M ALMOST DONE SETTING UP 3 slaughterkeys.tumblr.com
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  • 17
    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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  • 18
    Have a cool character idea Create a powerful and unique character Realize you'll always be the DM Realize you'll always be the DM Murder your entire party with them
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  • 19
    Kate Holden @darthmongoose How D&D is presented on tv: a band of stoic heroes fight dragons and rescue maidens fair. Actual D&D: dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid. 8/9/18, 5:46 PM
    via galxrax, @darthmongoose
  • 20
    DM Roll Initiative! DINOSAURS M PURKIC PERIOO0 Party having a long rest
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  • 21
    nehirose: t4lkn3rdyt0m3: This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure. oh good lord it is
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  • 22
    DUNGEON MASTERS UD BE LIKE: Whoops.
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  • 23
    When you critical fail on your stealth check NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOW'S YOU'RE HERE. ifunny.co
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  • 24
    Zac Speaks Giant @zacnaoum • 14h Me: Okay the giant door has 5 symbols and 5 animal engravings, however- Wizard: I cast Ray of Disintegration Me: ... What Wizard: I disintegrate the door Me: but... puzzle Wizard I solved your puzzle. With magic. Me: #DnD 13 1765 247
    via galxrax, @zacnaoum
  • 25
    Dm Rolling the highest initiative the Barbarian goes first, what do you do? Rogue New player u/Spinkinging r/dndmemes Pretty standard combat stuff, watch this, next he's gonna say "I rage Barbarian "I rage" Fighter
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  • 26
    INTERSTATE 35 doctorslippery 9 20 Hammer of Probability 14
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  • 27
    DM Guess the number I'm thinking of DM DM Umm DM It's between one and three DM Party It's between one and three, not Including one or three Party Four! Party M! DM Party Party Is he right? Yes, the number I was thinking of Was the letter M
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  • 28
    DM: Do you want to use Persuasion or Deception on him? LOW CHARISMA FIGHTER DE fb.com/dndmemes DECAPITATION
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  • 29
    Dungeon Master: GO BACK YOU ARE GOING WRONG WAY KAPWING Players: "We continue forward"
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  • 30
    When you spend minutes in game to change your spells as cleric and your party decides to do a total different quest Years of academy training wasted! SP
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  • 31
    Barbarian: Makes attack rolls nat 20 DM: It has no effect Barbarian: (confused unga bunga)
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  • 32
    plan a balanced encounter for your high level party figure out how many crabs it would take to kill them ° JAKE CLARK.TUMBLR
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  • 33
    Name a spell that can help you break into a shop to steal gold and weapons Fireball AMILY
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