A Critical Hit of 33 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Barbarians, Clerics, and Druids Rolling a Natural 20 (August 31, 2024)

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    When the party's having a rough fight but I only have 1st level spells left so I cast bless: 3 Can I offer you a nice d4 in this trying time?
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    When the party has two barbarians Hold me sideways, and use my head like a battering ram. PRIVATE
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    When you're the DM and the players show genuine appreciation for your world building and love your sessions
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    Player: So, I unsheathe my Greater Sword. DM: You mean Great Sword, right? Player: I meant what I said... YEAH, YOUR SWORD IS PRETTY GREAT, BUT MINE WILL ALWAYS BE A LITTLE GRATER.
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    That commoner who hired a bunch of random adventurers to kill rats in his basement watching the same party kill god Not bad kid
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    Coworker: I dont know, playing D&D seems a bit childish if you ask me. I mean its just playing pretend. Me: I Shut up Some of us prefer illusion to despair. FYSPRINGFIELD
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    PLEASE SCROLL QUIETLY. THE DRUID IS TAKING A SHORT REST. imgflip.com
  • 08
    The Players: Loudly speculate what they think could be the mystery of a town, monsters in a Dungeon or tricks of the BBEG The Dungeon Master: Write that down, Write that down!
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    Me introducing my new character The party The DM Me It's a fusion of Druid and Monk. It's called Drunk
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    Barbarians without a flying speed or anyone to Fastball Special against the Dragon: LAND YOU IDIOT So I CAN STRANGLE V 00
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    Dm: okay go ahead. Player: alright so im playing a warlock with a genie pact, tho can I flavor a genie as something else. Dm: sure I guess? Player: oh and instead of a lamp it's gonna be a fishbowl Dm: Wait are you playing with FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!
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    Thinking about how you get to play DnD tonight Remembering you're the DM and haven't done any preparation
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    When you play an evil aligned character whose flaw is being overly polite @QhorinHalfman HI! SOMEONE IS IN YOUR HOME NOW! It is: Too LATE To: ESCAPE
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    *crouches to go into stealth* EL 19 11 6 the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
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  • 15
    Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOST ST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP
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    DMG: A D&D Player's motivation is to be a hero and save the realms from Evil! What actually motivates Players: BICC REASONS □ SPITE □ MALICE REVENGE □ BOREDOM □ PROFIT RUN DMG
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    LEFT EXIT 12 Main Side quest quest
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    A literal wyvern The drunk barbarian who has had enough of the party messing about with silly spells
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    A basic goblin the DM gave Grappling and Stealth Proficiencies 7th lvl Warlock, Pact of the Tome
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    13 Doctor Wizard Party You know, technically you can use Fabricate to turn a corpse into 23 kidneys. 23. Doctor Wizard Party Who the starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
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    SHERIFF SH SHEPPF POWERWORD KILL DEATH WARD
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    WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF IDEAS AND HAVE TO IMPROVISE HAVE THE PARTY HUNT A GIANT WISH-GRANTING CHICKEN WITH A GOLEM MECH
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    my homebrew race of beings corrupted by the dark power infesting the world my players my homebrew race of squirrel people
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    Unsuspecting bandit encampment 38 Our warlock
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    Me as a monk being downed every session while our 21 AC fighter with crossbow mastery stands 40 feet behind me BEBBER
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    I make a capable interesting villain My players like her and think she's hot They like her so much that they don't want to fight her They like her so much that they don't want to fight her
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    Druid with good berry. You're just a cheap knock off Artificer with alchemy jug infusion. Oh no no no... I'm the upgrade
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    DM: Player: I have Darkvision DM: IT'S MAGICAL DARKNESS
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    Looking at a new interesting spell to learn Duration: Concentration
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    I get bitten by a mimic and it rolls a critical hit DM I bite it back DM rolling a con save and infect it with lycanthropy
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  • 31
    Half-elf rogue "so when do I get to steal?" Dwarf Paladin "That's the neat part, you don't
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    squad of mercenaries All right. Let's do this! my paladin Monk ranger's artificer ranger dad NPC Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade? -I don't know.
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  • 33
    When you come back to your favorite RPG after playing tabletop and realise just how static everything really is The world used to be a bigger place. The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
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