'Inconsiderate roommate wouldn't stop eating my food': Tenant gets even with entitled roommate by feeding him expired milk and raw eggs

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    Inconsiderate roommate wouldn't stop eating my food. I had a roommate years ago that always ate the food I purchased.
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    And sometimes the leftover food I made. He always had an excuse, like he was too tired to go to the store but he would replace my food tomorrow. He never replaced my food.
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    So I decided to be petty. I had a half gallon of milk that I left outside for about two weeks. I let it get nice and spoiled, then put it in the fridge. The morning after, my roommate decided to help himself
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    to a bowl of my cereal, and lost it when he poured chunky milk into the bowl. It smelled awful and had the most disgusting texture to it.
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    The entire kitchen and living room smelled rancid. Of course, I was the one to blame because I kept the milk past the expiration date.
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    This one was my favorite. I simply took non-hard boiled eggs and put them in a container labeled "hard boiled eggs." I woke up the next morning to him yelling and cussing, as he stormed into my room and asked why I did that. I
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    asked why it mattered how I labeled my food. He was sitting in the living room and tried to crack a couple eggs at a time on the coffee table. The raw egg got all over his hands, the table and on the rug under it.
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    This didn't stop him from taking my food, but it happened less frequently.
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    I spoke with him several times about this, and he agreed he would stop. But he never did. He just told me what I wanted to hear and ignored it after that.
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    deeeevos 7 hr. ago Make some cookies with laxatives and label them clearly "do not touch". When he has the you can claim you made them specifically for yourself/someone you know with constipation.
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    Gabbz737 6 hr. ago See when people would take my food I'd pride myself in my high spice tolerance. Enjoy that sandwich with ghost pepper sauce with dietz
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    & Watson buffalo cheddar cheese. The cheese alone is enough to make most people back off! But the sauce, that's to punish them for even trying! And trust me it comes out just as hot as it went in!
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    SheWhoLovesToDraw 4 hr. ago Buy a mini fridge, put it in your room, put a nice strong lock on your door, and watch your roommate slowly starve because he's incapable of buying his own groceries like an adult.
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    Appropriate-Battle32 3 hr. ago Mini fridge in your room. Store all your food there. Lock on your door. He'd have to ask for anything and you charge him double with immediate payment.
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    Busy-Needleworker-36 OP. 3 hr. ago That was my plan, but I ended up moving out. On top of the food he was filthy, loud and always had friends over late at night.
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    That place was a nightmare. I called the cops a few times saying I was the neighbor and made a noise complaint.
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    ultratorrent 4 hr. ago I'd have my own fridge in my room and only stock the "free food" fridge with rancid garbage after a week of dealing with someone like that.
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    Sunlit53 3 hr. ago Time to switch to an all tofu and broccoli diet for a while. Then it's just a matter of endurance until he moves out.
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    rocketmn69 4 hr. ago Put a lock on the fridge and cupboards. Tell him to get his own fridge
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    Safe_Butterscotch239. 2 hr. ago I would have put salt in the cereal.

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