Megggiboo's Mom Isn't too Particular About the Junk

(Me talking on the phone with my boyfriend) Me:I love you Mom: You don't love him. You'll never love a man until you find out if he's good at sex or not. Me: I wish you were here with me Sean. Mom: Thatta girl! Take his penis by the horns! If his penis had horns.... Well just grab it anyways!
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