'I'll do what I want in my own yard!': HOA resident gets even with noisy neighbor by ensuring that smoke from his fire pit travels next door

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    Last Spring, my old neighbor, who was a saint, sold her house and moved away. The people that moved in were awful.
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    The guy, who we'll call Pete, owns some sort of a new black Mustang that sounds like it has no muffler, and he revs it up and down the subdivision
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    streets in the evenings LITERALLY 5 days a week when a lot of people- myself included- sit on the back porch and watch TV during the summer. It is relentless.
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    This guy also drives up and down the state highway that is on the other side of my house
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    doing the same thing but LOUDER because it's a 55mph speed limit. You can hear it for miles. And he has friends over regularly in the backyard,
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    and they sit there on the weekends and some weeknights... revving up the car. It truly is so loud that you cannot do anything but wait for him
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    to be done. There was a big Facebook conversation in the HOA group, and a bunch of neighbors politely asked him not to do this. Pete's exact response? "I pay a
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    lot of money for this house!! I'll do what I want in my own yard!" and "The streets are public!"
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    Well, I didn't like that, so here's what I did next (with a little context):
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    Our subdivision has about 150 houses on about 300 acres. Its big. Most of the properties in this subdivision are between 1
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    to 4 acres in size. I have a 3 acre corner. Due to an agreed upon land split/sale 10 years ago between the HOA, all
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    neighbors within the vicinity, and the former owners, my next door neighbors house is on the smallest piece of property in the subdivision at .45 acres.
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    I've attached a stunning artistic representation here. Note the Green borders- those are all 10' privacy fences that are white vinyl. And note the little pentagon shape, that comes in handy later.
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    The only side of Pete's house not bordered by somebody else's privacy fence is the side that my house is on.
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    Road Pete Back Roa d Me
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    Well, I know from 15 years of living here that any time I have a fire on the side of the yard next to Pete's, the smoke is guaranteed to travel in the direction of Pete's house. I know this
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    because I couldn't ever have a fire when my old neighbor was outside as it would literally fill her backyard with smoke if ever the wood had even a hint of moisture in it. So, I
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    moved my fire pit- about a dozen years ago-to the other side of my house and towards the road so that I could be a good neighbor.
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    And you know, Pete letting me know that he wouldn't quit making noise reminded me that I just LOVED having my fire pit right in the middle of my backyard. That's
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    where the little pentagon is in the diagram above. It took me a single weekend to dig up the pavers and blocks, move
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    them back to my preferred spot, and get myself a fire going in my new fire pit. I just need to wait until Pete had people over.
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    I made sure the inaugural fire was a good one... Pete had friends over, it was a nice day, and so I started the fire. Got it JUST about started... and
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    then I added all the wettest, grossest wood I could. And about 10 minutes later, Pete and all of his friends were visibly upset by the stench, so they all went in.
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    They came back out a little later, I added more wet, nasty wood. They went in again.
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    I kept that up the entire day, and then I added a bunch of grass clipping to keep it going over night. The next day, still smoldering. Still smelling awful.
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    I put out a Facebook post on the HOA website that let people know I'd be continuing to utilize my fire pit as often as possible, so they could. bring me their lawn scraps. I had about 20
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    people respond in a few hours saying their clippings were all mine. I kept that fire going. My dogs are good alarms,
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    and they rush outside anytime anybody is in Pete's backyard, so I would hear the dogs scramble, go out, and add more clippings.
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    After about 3 weeks, Pete and his wife came out and very kindly asked me what was going on with the fire pit.
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    She very politely informed me that her hair would smell like a campfire if she went into her backyard for any amount of time, and they
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    could smell it coming into their house through their ductwork. He said I was making it hard for him to enjoy his backyard with his friends. They asked
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    me if I could ease back with the fire because I "probably didn't know" that it was impacting so much of their home life.
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    I looked at him and his wife, and I said that it was clear that sometimes we didn't recognize how big of an effect something
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    could have on our neighbors until they told us about it. But then I said, as objectively as possible that I normally. live by the same "I'll do what I want in my yard"
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    thought process as Pete does. I have a right to enjoy my yard.
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    I looked at Pete de d in the eyes and said "and I know you support that because of how the conversation concluded about your car, right, Pete?"
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    He looked at me like I scratched his favorite CD. He knew what I was doing. And his wife looked at him and it just...
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    dawned on her. She said she gets it, and we won't hear the mustang anymore. I said "thanks!".
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    I took a gamble and put the fire out right after that. It was the right call.
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    I haven't talked to them much since. I'm not too concerned about that because I haven't heard the Mustang since, Either. All in all, a good little case. of "petty revenge".
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