From ‘Sick and Screaming’ to Endless Shenanigans: Person Gets Adopted by the Derpiest Kitten Who Is Always Causing Chaos

The thing about the Cat Distribution System is that it doesn't ask questions. It doesn't ask you whether you want to adopt a cat or not, it just presents you with one. You don't get to choose your cat. Your cat adopts you. And that's the whole point. Once your cat chooses you, there are no take backsies. You just have to deal with whatever you get. Sometimes, you will be adopted by a cute little kitten, sometimes by a sweet snuggle-bug velcro kitty, other times by a soft and kind senior cat.

And sometimes, the Cat Distribution System will gift you - yes, gift - with a little chaos machine in the form of a hyperactive derpy as heck kitten. And yes, you will be thankful for it. You will be thankful for it each and every day, because every moment of chaos with your little kitty will be the biggest blessing. 

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