'She was in the middle of a miniseries and just could not stop watching': 20+ Ridiculous excuses people gave for calling out of work

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    What was the funniest/most ridiculous reason you've heard a coworker call off for?
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    imadragonyo... My mother had a secretary who took multiple days off to process the death of Michael Jackson.
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    gogogadgetd... One of my teen employees- my Mom said I can't come in. A few minutes later- said Mother calls and tells me her daughter will be there shortly, she overheard the lie and please make her day as miserable as possible.
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    sixtoe72 Had to move out of town over the weekend because his allergy to local plants. was too bad. Today he runs a plant store.
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    Lovelyxgirly Used to be a manager in a retail store years ago. 17 year old employee of mine called in saying he ran of of toilet paper and had nothing to wipe with and was stuck in the bathroom until his mom came home.
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    DewdropDolll_ Once had a guy call in sick. Two hours later he called in to say his basement had flooded, forgetting that he had already called in. In reality he was just really drunk.
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    Cailin Dorais A coworker tried calling in on 4/20 saying it was his birthday. The manager replied "We know your birthday is in February, it's on your paperwork." He came in.
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    Lovely Whisper_ First day: "Cat died, had to bury the cat." Second day: "Daughter too grieved over cat, have to take care of her." (Daughter is 28) Third Day: "Dog dug up cat, has to re-bury cat."
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    C Sandwich Guy said he sat on one of his nuts while he was putting on his shoes....
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    BananaHair Fo... Had someone call in sick because they were tired. Just tired. We also had someone call in because she had gotten wet in the rain and was going home. We thought she'd go home, get changed, come back. No, no, she was off the whole day. When she came in the next day, she was furious that they
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    wouldn't say she was off sick and that she either used her leave allowance or took unpaid leave. There was also a guy who called in sick because he had fallen asleep down the beach and 90% of the back of him was burnt.
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    FoxtrotSierra... A sequence of e-mails from an already questionable employee. These came in roughly an hour apart and dude wouldn't respond to follow up questions: I lost my keys I found my keys but my driveway is blocked
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    My driveway is unblocked but my car is out of gas My roommate went to get gas but hasn't returned, I'm taking a bus I'm at the bus stop but forgot my wallet I went home and got my wallet, but now I'm on the wrong bus
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    He pretty much stopped trying after that. He was fired not long after.
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    azcagiva Had a guy call in and say he had to call in stupid. He met two women and they all decided to drive to a big city that was 100 ish mile's away and party in a hotel. They had him get the room. and told him they were going to get booze. They
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    never came back. Since he didn't drive he had no idea where he was and wasn't sure he would be able to find a way home.
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    The_Mouse_T... She called out because her father in law was sick and she needed to take care of him. Which was fine, except that she was so inebriated that she'd forgotten calling out the week before, to attend his funeral.
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    mrseddieved... She was in the middle of a miniseries and just could not stop watching. This was before streaming was a thing. Record it? She didn't have a vcr.
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    CaptainBrink... Not a co worker but an employee. "My mom had pink eye, I need to be with her, I can't come to work. She has pink eye and I love her. She's my only mom". He was 47 years old, married, and his wife was also my employee (still is). She asked us to not regard her as his wife, as she is embarrassed by his weird love for mom.
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    mtkaliz My boss called in to talk to the shop staff about something. Lois, shop manager, had a cold but because it was our busy season, she came to work. Boss then transferred her call to the office. Sharon, the office manager, had a cold but because payroll was due, she came in. Boss then asked to speak with me, site manager. Me: "Hello
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    Boss" Boss: "Hello. Lois and Sharon are pretty sick aren't they?" Me: "Yeah. It was really good of Lois to come in - there's no way I could cover the shop by myself." Boss: "You feeling okay?" Me: "Never better" Boss: "Well, I'm fine, too. I don't want to get sick. So I'm going to stay home today. You can manage, right?" Me: staring at the phone in disbelief "Right"
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    Later I checked on Sharon. She asked if Boss was coming in. I said "Nope. She called in healthy-she's not coming in because she feels good and you don't ". My boss called in well.
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    TheshizAlt My best friend at the time who worked the same job as me just so happened to live in a small cabin about 100 feet downriver from a salmon and trout hatchery. He worked swing while I worked mornings. As I was signing out for the day, he texted me asking if I could cover for him. I asked why and he just said "fish". I
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    asked if he was playing hookie to fish (which I was irritated by, as I loved fishing) and he said "No, there's fish everywhere." I assumed he just got blazed off his ass so I told my boss he called me with a "family emergency" and that I would be covering his shift. Later in the evening he sent me a pic on his phone of his backyard being totally flooded with water and
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    hundreds of fish jumping around everywhere. Apparently the main holding tank in the hatchery ruptured and every single trout and some salmon came cascading downhill into his yard. According to him WDFW officials were there for an hour attempting to salvage the fish and get the water out of his yard. After work I went over and all you could smell was fish
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    even though most of the fish were removed, and apparently some of the salmon he was grilling up for us was one he scooped up when the wave of fish first hit. The next day my boss. became suspicious and asked him what was really going on and he said he did have a family emergency.
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    His cabin, which was a family asset, was "besieged by salmon". She didn't say a word and just walked away mumbling to herself. His wording combined with her "whatever, I'm not even entertaining this" reaction. was hilarious to me.
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    Kessed I called off sicks for a few days when I first got pregnant while I tried to figure out how to deal/live. with morning sickness. I told them I had the flu because I wasn't ready to tell them I was pregnant. I got back to work and answered the phone to my absolutely incompetent flakey coworker calling out
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    because "they caught my flu". They were then out for the same number of days I was. The worst part was that I couldn't even share with my work BFF because I wasn't telling anyone I was pregnant yet. It was torture.
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    BurghFinsFan They said they were late because their dog forgot to wake them up.
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    tangtastesgood A kid (15) my kid (18) works with called in with "other plans" as in they had better things to do. The owner said, "that's not how that works."
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    dr_cl_aphra Had a of a partner in my surgical practice. He'd been notorious for finding weasely ways of getting out of work, and towards the end when he knew we weren't renewing his contract, he got worse and worse. One day he called our manager and told her he needed to cancel his entire
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    clinic day because he'd broken some strings on his favorite tennis racket. He told her he needed to mail it out so it could get repaired quickly, so he wanted the whole day off so he could find a box and packing material and get it packaged and take it to UPS and so on.
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    The manager didn't give it to him and instead came to me with the story. She rolled her eyes so hard I thought she'd give herself a concussion.
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    krazul88 I know a guy who once woke up, got dressed, drove in traffic for half an hour, and worked for half a day, only to wake up for real and realize that he just dreamt that entire sequence, and was actually 2 hours late for work. He called in and explained to his supervisor exactly what happened. His
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    supervisor was silent for a while, and then just said "ok,... Just get your over here." The guy in question was me.
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    NaturalFLNati... A co-worker pulled up next to the back door and called in because it was raining, and she didn't want to get wet.
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    Jayhawker_Pi... I was the open person on weekends at a country club. After 4-5 times getting calls that someone was in jail, the manager gave me the combo to the safe and approval to bail out whoever called. Over the next 3 years I bailed out people around 20-25 times. One of the jailers knew me on a first name basis.
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    [deleted] Guy I replaced called off the last week of his job there because he had a big pimple on his face and it hurt too much.
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    Hosscatticus... A lady that worked with me was always blaming her husband for her absences. It was always something like, "Fred swapped the car keys. for magic beans," or "Fred hurt his back and couldn't get up from the toilet." It was funny, but annoying at the same time.
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