Hey there, you in the shadows, cowering in fear. We know you're there, don't pretend to hide behind this trash can, because you trash can't. Ah, there you are, little raccoon. As you can see, we're also raccoons, but not just any raccoons - we're the rambunctious romantic raccoons, here to teach you the secrets to pave the way to your trash crush. We know you like her, and she should definitely fall for your rabid raccoon rizz. We're here to help you make it happen.
First of all, collect some trashy flowers to give her a bonkers bouquet. Second thing you should do is garbage dive to find her a fresh present. And the third thing you need to do is send her an endless amount of romantic raccoon memes. Yes, we're serious. We're not only serious - we came prepared. Here are a bunch of romantic raccoon memes full of raccoon rizz to make your trash crush fall in love with you.
This little raccoon is a little good start. You start by sending your little trash crush some little romantic raccoon memes in preparation for a gigantic amount of rabid rapid raccoon rizz.
Yeah, you buffoon. Don't be a buffoon, be a raccoon and go kiss this romantic raccoon over there. He even hides in the bathtub instead of a trash can for you.
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