‘I took the opportunity’: Guy wronged by entitled guy standing in front of him in line for the porta-potties gets ultimate revenge using a zip-tie

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    "He was still there, shouting and kicking, when I went back that way for a cup of tea over an hour later!"
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    I will provide you with your own uninterrupted personal space I went to a classic car show on a hot summer day a few weeks ago (1964 Herald if you're interested ☺) and had various items/tools in my pockets, as I had to do a bit of a rebuild when I got there (important for later).
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    I was standing in a queue for the portaloos, behind a man who had left a large gap between him and the person in front. I was looking at my phone rather than watching what I was doing and stepped forward to within about 2 feet of him. He deliberately stepped backwards into me, with an aggressive" off out of my personal space", making me drop my phone. I wasn't in his bubble and he wouldn't even acknowledge that he'd damaged my phone. He then proceeded to glare at me whenever I moved.
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    When he got to the toilet, he shut and locked the door. I took the opportunity to pull a thick tie wrap (zip tie) out of my pocket and locked the door where a padlock can be fitted. He was still there, shouting and kicking, when I went back that way for a cup of tea over an hour later!
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    LaTommysfan My coworker was not the sharpest knife in the drawer and one time he went to the county fair. While there he realized he needed to drop a deuce. A row of portapottys each had a long line except one with an out of order sign. He checks it out, seems like it only has a broken lock so he goes to do his business. So as he leans forward to finish the skid it's on is broke and the portapotty tilts forward throwing him out on the ground with his pants around his ankles In front of god and e
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    Popular_Sun_508 I would add a little more by saying "enjoy your personal space!" HoraceorDoris OP I thought about it but if I had he would have known it was me and probably come looking for me. However, by doing it and walking away, I could claim innocence
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    AnnOnnamis Cue announcer voiceover: "Legend has it, the angry man was still stuck in the porta-potty years later... When you really need to secure something, only genuine Zip(tm) Ties will do". Redwolflowder "When you need to keep the only Zip Ties will do". in the loo,
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    delulu4drama LOL. Well I guess he got the personal space he wanted Lovemybee Note to self: carry zipties in my pocket!
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    LindonLilBlueBalls Also good for zip tying shopping carts to door handles of pig parkers. BlakeMW Always handy if you want to engage in a spot of kidnapping or false imprisonment.
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    CLE-Mosh SHould have gave the porta a little push, you know, too stir the ship

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