'They have a habit of going into Karen mode': Army Karens try to call out processing logistics request in big meeting, reserve unit claps back with receipts

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    Some male Karens thought they could call us out in a meeting, got called out instead
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    I was on a rotation with my Army Reserve unit a while ago. In simple terms, our unit was responsible for processing logistics requests and forwarding them for booking.
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    This is actually a quite involved process with lots of paperwork, mandatory procedures, and long processing times.
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    However, many units, despite their dependence on our services, refuse to accept this concept and this more often than not results in "WHY MY NO MOVE?!" on a regular basis.
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    Because they're used to being able to get things done by throwing their weight around, they have a habit of going into Karen mode during big
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    meetings in an attempt to strong-arm us into expediting things that can't/shouldn't be rushed. Usually, their intent is to shout loudly enough that the "right"
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    people hear it, causing those who actually could tell us what to do to force us to go forward with a bad request.
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    One day, during our regular big meetings, a unit took the mike. As usual, they wanted to know why their request "still" hadn't been processed after having booked it "a while ago".
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    We were used to the rhythm of things and proficient with the relevant computer systems by then. So,
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    while they told their usual sob story, I pulled up the request booking system and looked up their request number. A couple results popped up, but I
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    noticed that one had just been submitted two days before. This was when the wheels in my head started turning. To make sure I didn't shoot myself in the foot, I made sure I had a good setup. The following conversation ensued:
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    Me: "Was your request number ]?" Unit: "Yes." Me: "And did it have items X, Y, and Z?" Unit: "Yes."
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    Me: "You guys booked this two days ago. This will not meet the mandatory timelines at all. You need to resubmit this with a more realistic delivery date." Unit: [Silence]
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    Conversations like this happened more times than I could count and nothing brought us more satisfaction than having. our individual "turn" to call someone out during a
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    meeting and listen as they either tried to come up with some half- a ed excuse, get p d, or resignedly accept the decision.
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    Preten... Good to see nothing has changed in the past 30+ years.
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    I was programming planes, trains, automobiles moving units in and out of Bosnia; we would deal with the same stuff on a daily basis.
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    No, I am not booking an aircraft for your unit - unless your unit is paying for it. Your gear is going back on a slow boat from Bremerhaven.
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    No, I don't care that you are the 1st ID assistant divisional commander - turn your convoy around and go back. There
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    are no beds for your convoy & we have no parking space for your vehicles. You were told this 2 weeks ago.
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    No, I don't care that your unit is covering the Clinton '96 inauguration; if you had submitted your paperwork 2 weeks
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    ago when you got here, your gear would already be back in CONUS. No, I don't care what you want - your unit goes on the bus that is scheduled for you
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    - you aren't going back on the replacement bus. No, I don't care what you want, nor do I care that your General wants it too.
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    The Airforce decides where their airframes go, not you or me.

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