30+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (October 18, 2024)

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    Your joke character in session 1 vs session 50 I've left behind my family, my friends-everything. The only thing for me is this-the battlefield.
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    "being a DM is not stressing at all" John - 26 yrs old
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    tampering with the fabric of time itself @shitposting mommy (stopping the microwave before it beeps)
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    The rogue The bard with a disguise kit with the charlatan background the paladin that refused to take off his heavy armor for the espionage quest
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    The DM looking at their players getting their new magic items
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    When you bring your girl to Dnd and she starts to flirt with you Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
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    Party: Tell us what you did. Rogue: Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly. @big_dabwo
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    DM Plot hole Magic TE FLEX PASTE
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    When the DM says "You can certainly try." @mydnd20
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    first time D&D players: I made my character to be a reflection of myself-- Veteran D&D players: r/dndmemes Posted by u/Rook_ ⚫4h.i.redd.it My Current Character is a Piece of Bread That Uses Mage Hand to Carry Itself
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    Wizard: how did you come across this ring of +3 AC? Rogue (proudly): I STOLE IT
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    When the party wants to take a "quick" shopping trip at the local marketplace UASA This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years reddit
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    failedyoursavingthrow Whenever a player comes up with a terrible plan... At first the GM is like... HAHAHA. What a dumb idea. ...and then the GM realizes it will be awesome if they succeed or hilarious if they fail. Do it.
  • 14
    When you finally read your DMs notes DM⚫ Types of Wood •Burly Walnut •Ebony •Mahogany •Cork Oak •Grey Ash •Poplar •Birch
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    DM: You can see a castle in the distance, just north of the village. Party: We'd like to go south actually. DM: Well in that case... スタジオジブリ STUDIO DnD DM's MOVING CASTLE
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    WHEN WILL YOUNG PEOPLE LEARN THAT DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WON'T MAKE YOU COOL?
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    t You Retweeted bec @ #vax4pax @woahrebecca september is bisexuality awareness month. all bisexual rogues have disadvantage on stealth checks sorry that's the rules 9/3/17, 6:02 AM 1,057 Retweets 2,014 Likes L
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    Paladin: I wish to throw the rogue. DM: throw the rogue? Okay, fine. [Rogue], how much do you weigh? Rogue: 64 kg Paladin, suprised: 64 kg? You're tiny, and in great shape, shouldn't you be like 10 kg lighter? Wizard: A pair of double Ds weigh between 8-12 kg. DM: that's canon now, [Rogue] has a bangin pair of Paladin: just let me throw the rogue.
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    20 On the one hand, gold. SL S On the other hand, painful, agonizing failure. ει
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    marxism-leninism-utenaism Follow thinkin' about girl wizards again marxism-leninism-utenaism Follow NOT witches. witches are responsible and ecologically knowledgeable and stuff like that. wizards are like "hee hoo i am going to do inadvisable magics"
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    PALADIN AND CLERIC Um...whatcha got there? A LARGE FLESH MONSTER SUMMONED FROM HUMANOID MINCE, BONES, EYES AND HEADS WIZARD imgflip.com A smoothie.
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    I ROLLED A NAT 20 TO PICK THE LOCK Orange County YOU CAN'T CRIT ON A SKILL CHECK I ROLLED A NAT 20 YOU'RE A FIGHTER NOT A ROGUE I FOUGHT THE LOCK AND WON
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    invaderxan B/6 Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton - 9h Tired of carrying your meat cleaver, pistol, and calendar of saints around separately? This 16th c. Czech startup has the product for you. lord-kitschener #thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer carbonfiberpersonality Cleric ultimate weapon
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    FOREVER DM: Getting tired of being Forever Dm DISGRUNTIED PLAYER: Complains FOREVER DM: I LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER DISGRUNTIED PLAYER: MAYBE I WILL NEW DM: Organises, Creates and Dms game. Is Good Dm, Has a Good time,Wants to Continue OLD DM: Just as planned.
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    Justice Arman Darkhold Out Now @justice_arman DRAGON: your puny spells can't harm me MAGE: oh yea? how bout this? NYEGH! DRAGON: acid splash? how primitive DRAGON: wait a sec DRAGON: [licks scale] MAGE: DRAGON: ...marinara? who told u about my oregano allergy?! DRAGON: (dying) who are you?? MAGE: The Saucerer
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    WIZARD: I found a new party member BARD: cool. what is he? WIZARD: he says he's a 'fighter'? BARD: ah, a paladin WIZARD: no magic BARD: a barbarian WIZARD: no, he's chill BARD: are you telling me he's just some guy with a sword WIZARD: in his defence, it's a great sword
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    Bert didn't know what all that stuff about "his immortal soul" and "aeons of servitude" was, but a 1d10 cantrip sure sounded cool el Wirteen O
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    I don't think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands. Yeah, we need some gloves. dovahcaine the elder scrolls: skyrim (2011)
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    AC 25 EXIT Natural 20
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    weaponized-androgyny Despite all my rage I am still just a Level 5 Mage
  • 31
    That look the DM gives you after rolling a ton of dice D B&R ragons &D rajoris

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