30 Hilarious Horse Memes for Horse People Who Love Their Majestic Mounts and Cackling Clip Clop Comedy

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Oct 23, 2024 11:00 AM EDT

We all know that one person, most probably from elementary school, who had everything horse, in a true horse-girl fashion. A horse-themed backpack, horse boots, and horse sweaters. If they didn't also have a horse they probably talked about wanting to get one for about 103% of the time. They wrote in their horse-covered notebooks with horse pencils, and erased mistakes with a horse-shaped eraser. They did their class birthday on a horse farm, where they showed everyone their horse-riding skills.

This girl was us. We were the horse girl in elementary school. We talked about horses all the time and wished for a pony on our birthday candles since we were 5. We still wish for a pony, even on our recent birthday. Horses are our world and WE'RE. NOT. ASHAMED. Horses are majestic clip-clopping royals, but they can also be big doofus creatures - but that's exactly why horse memes tailored for horse people like us are the best. Here, scroll down and see for yourself.

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    Me: Feels gross washing off dirty dishes Also Me: Sticks my finger in a horses mouth to put a bridle on and continues my day without washing my hands EQUESTRIAN.MEMES
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    Me: I would like a nice, quiet walk. My horse: P Best I can do is jiggy-jog CIRCLE THE FIELD
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    We like to ride on horses in all styles: Jiggy-Jog, Swingy-Danger, Furiously-Fast, Clippity-Clop, Refuse-To-Move, or even run-Run-RUN. All horse riding techniques are great and beautiful and should be taught everywhere.

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    5 STEPS TO FINANCIAL SUCCESS 1. Don't ride HORSES 2. Don't buy HORSES 3. Don't look at HORSES 4. Don't associate with people who own HORSES 5. Never mind, it's hopeless. You're stuck and you will never have money, but at least you have a HORSE. National Off-road Jeep Association
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    WHAT DID THE MAMA HORSE SAY TO HER FOAL? IT'S PASTURE BEDTIME!
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    Website: we use cookies to improve performance. Horses: OMG! Same.
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    Have you ever tried to give a horse a cookie? Or, like, any type of food? You won't remember you gave it to them, because it goes in their mouth in a 0.2 second.

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    Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Me: This is my horse
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    NO PETS SMALL ANIMALS Im only getting 9 hours of sleep! DOGS 92? Im only getting HORSES 7??? Im only getting 4! You guys are getting sleep?
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    The Scariest Things on Earth THE DARK CLOWNS SHARKS SERIAL KILLERS DEATH YOUR HORSE FEELING OFF CIRCLE THE FIELD
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    NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION RIDE MORE!! WORRY LESS!!
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    I DON'T KNOW WHOSE horse NEEDS TO HEAR THIS, BUT JUST BECAUE IT CRINKLES DOESN'T MEAN IT'S YOUR SNACK.
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    This is one Horse This is two Horses ✓ ROBINSONS Horse Math Explained This is three Horses
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    HORSE HEALTH PRODUCTS Horsetrovert (n.): an individual who prefers to be surrounded by horses all the time and people not so much. HORSE TERMINOLOGY
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    None of the presents under the Christmas tree have neighed yet, so that's kind of disappointing.
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    How I send a note to tell someone how to take care of my horse while I am away for 6 hours
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    IT'S OK TO LIKE YOUR HORSE- 12 MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE ALTH
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    ME TEACHING KIDS ABOUT HORSES: NOW, DON'T EVER WALK BEHIND A HORSE, YOU MIGHT GET KICKED. ME: WALKS BEHIND HORSE ME: RUNS BEHIND HORSE ME: EATS DINNER BEHIND HORSE ME: TAP DANCES BEHIND HORSE ME: PUTS ON A ONE MAN PRODUCTION OF WEST SIDE STORY BEHIND HORSE
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    If you can't see the number, You: 4 2 Have Cold Have Headache Need sleep 6 Need Water Should buy another horse have low blood sugar
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    People My Age Me
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    EVENTING 'CUZ EVEN SHOW JUMPERS NEED HEROES mematic.net
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    me: Happy to travel 300 miles to a horse show or rodeo also me: Annoyed to drive 5 miles to the grocery store
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    Me trying to convince my friends we should buy a very large plot of land and start a barn
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    CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR SUNDAY, THAT MEANS YOU GET ... wwww www NOTHING!! YOU GET NOTHING COS YOUR A HORSE OWNER
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    When your horse won't let you catch him in the pasture.. You've yee'd your last haw.
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    when your kids aren't interested in horses CIRCLE THE FIELD
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    Yeah, I'm into extreme sports. I ride my horse in an indoor arena while snow falls off the roof.
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    Here's to the Dads... who bought their daughters a horse instead of a goldfish
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    Trainer: And what do we do when the horse spooks at the flower box in the corner? Me: Move the flower box Trainer: No
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    so you're scared of spiders but will gallop a 1200lb animal at a solid object and just expect it to jump it.
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    *walking back to the barn after a quiet ride* *a gust of wind* my horse: It's showtime! CIRCLE THE FIELD R
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    Happy Mother's Day to all the mares, horse moms, and horse girl moms out there! CIRCLE THE FIELD
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