Spooky Season Is Here and You Can’t Stop Us From Posting Halloween Memes

John Summers • Contributor

Oct 20, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you can't put a price on that!

Plus, there's candy. Lots and lots of candy, and no one can tell you not to store it inside a large plastic pumpkin head under your bed and snack on it at any hour of the night for the next several months. Halloween isn't just a holiday; it's a lifestyle. So, grab your costume, load up on sweets, and let's make October 31st the best day of the year, every year!