Adorable "Not my cat" Sneaks Into Wholesome Hooman's House and Gives Birth, Leaving the Person to Find 4 Unexpected Kittens Safely Snuggling in Their Closet

Author image for Blake Seidel
Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Oct 23, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Oh, what we wouldn't give to have this happen to us. We're always the bridesmaid and never the bride when it comes to the CDS. If you don't know what the CDS stands for, you're in luck, because this wholesome hooman just won the lottery when it comes to the cat distribution system! The CDS is a mysterious force of nature that sends hoomans cats when they deem them ready, and when the CDS comes knocking, you answer. In this hissterical instsance, an adorable "not my cat" (another unexplainable phenomenon, if you want to know more about that, click here) snuck into this hooman's closet and had a healthy litter of kittens!

Well, imagine the hooman's surprise when they opened their closet to pick out a shirt and found not one, not two, but four kittens all snuggled up together next to their momma on the floor. They went from zero cats to five cats, and we literally can't think of anything better that could pawssibly happen to us. Scroll down to read the whole story and see more pictures of the cute kitties, they're literally purrfect in every way pawssible.

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet!

Advertisement
  • 01
    Found this in my closet. We don't have a cat.
    via u/RainyDaySnuggles
  • 02
    pr
    via u/RainyDaySnuggles

    Well, what do you expect if you leave a box full of blankets and pillows in your closet…you're practically asking for a cat to wander in and make it its home. Everyone knows that leaving boxes out (especially comfy ones) is the best way to trap a cat. Everyone knows…right?

  • 03
    Cheezburger Image 10419292160
    via u/RainyDaySnuggles

    Look at these little fluffballs! These cuties are absolutely adorable. What we wouldn't give to wake up to these babies in our closet. When will this ever happen to us???

  • 04
    For now we are just helping take care of momma cat, she is doing all of the hard work. She seems very young and is extremely friendly.
    via u/RainyDaySnuggles
  • 05
    empathicmystery • 20h ago • What a compliment, that she felt safe having her babies in your home!
    via u/empathicmystery
  • 06
    SnooEpiphanies... • 20h ago - Correction you have MANY cats.
    via u/SnooEpiphanies
  • 07
    CedricCicada • 21h ago • You do now. Four of them.
    via u/CedricCicada
  • 08
    Poethegardencr... 21h ago • Well now you have a bunch of cats congratulations
    via u/Poethegardencr
  • 09
    Weird-Yesterday... · 20h ago • Cat Distribution System Prime Day
    via u/Weird-Yesterday
  • 10
    kress404 20h ago oh, thats just the cat distribution system.
    via u/kress404
  • 11
    EricaOdd 20h ago • You don't have "A" cat... you have four of them!
    via u/EricaOdd
  • 12
    dohtje 20h ago • Correction: you didn't used to have a cat
    via u/dohtje
  • 13
    Potential-Yoghu... • 20h ago Congratulations you have been chosen to be a cat distribution hub. Pleaser act accordingly.
    via u/Potential-Yoghurt
  • 14
    Paraphrasing 20h ago . • As others already said, you do now. It's also a jackpot.
    via u/Paraphrasing_
  • 15
    INeed BetterUsr... 20h ago • Now you do! And she looks so upset at you for interrupting her kittens' feeding time. Those eyes can cut steel.
    via u/INeedBetterUsrname
  • 16
    LorettaSavhol⚫ 20h ago • Oh no, mama chose you now.
    via u/LorettaSavhol
  • 17
    • Tine_the_Belgian ⚫ 20h ago . r/notmycat ☺
    via u/Tine_the_Belgian
  • 18
    Sweet_Sub73 • 18h ago • Get Mama some kitten food. She needs the extra calories while she is nursing her babies.
    via u/Sweet_Sub73
  • 19
    shaggymatter • 18h ago Cat: look at me.... This is my house now
    via u/shaggymatter
  • 20
    freerangebird 18h ago. • Wait, hold on... you just opened up your closet one day to a mama and kittens?? What version of Narnia is on the other side of your closet?!
    via u/freerangebird
  • 21
    Onthecrosshairs • 19h ago We don't have a cat. I think you forgot the letter "S".
    via u/Onthecrosshairs
  • 22
    SoundIcy6620 • 18h ago • I have been so sad... I would lose my mind with joy if I found a nursery of kitties in or around my house. Consider yourself a chosen one!
    via u/SoundIcy6620
  • 23
    derrderri 20h ago • Haven't y'all learned already. Having or not having a cat is the same thing in superposition. You never know what it is until you open the closet door.
    via u/derrderri
  • 24
    Diamond Authority • 15h ago CONGRATS HAPPY FOR YOU NICE
    via u/DiamondAuthority
  • 25
    ChardeeMacDennis237 • 20h ago · Luckyyyy! All I have in my closet is clothes.
    via u/ChardeeMacDennis237
  • 26

    Cat tax

    Cheezburger Image 10419312640
    via u/Ill_Quantity_5634

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

wholesome adorable snuggle house closet kitten cute unexpected not my cat cute cats snuggling funny cats feline birth Cats cute kittens funny animals
Scroll Down For The Next Article