20 Pawrrific Terrific Tweets by Cat Pawrents You Can Swear are Written About Your Cat

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Oct 29, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

It's sort of ameowzing how cat pawrents cannot zip it for a quick second about their cats. They talk about their cats all the time - on the phone, with friends, with family, at work, while on vacation, all the time. These cat pawrents are us, we can't stop talking about our cats. Our cats are the cutest, they are the most adorable pawdorable creatures to grace the Earth with their presence. We don't care they made a mess in the house when the zoomies urge hit them full force at 4 AM, they are still the most wholesome creatures out there. Nothing anyone says will change this fact.

We are not the only cat pawrents who can't stop talking about their cats. There are so many more of us - online. When you swim in the Twitter (or X) waters you encounter so many meowgnificent cat short stories from other cat pawrents, and it's so relatable. We gathered some of them so you can think with us how each and every one of these tweets was actually written about our cats. Or yours. Or every cat ever.

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  • 01
    james @video_jame my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
    via @video_jame

    Don't waste money on cat toys, your cat will go play with a ball of dust anyway. Unless you buy a big cat toy - your cat might not care about the toy at all, but it will probably come with a big box.

  • 02
    Jennifer Xiao @jxiaoo Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff
    via @jxiaoo

    The weirdest names we ever heard given to cats are: Mr. Sweet Swiss Cheese, Refrigerator, Princess of Fire, Avatar the Last Purrbender, Baby Boom Box, Cardboard Box, and just… Box.

  • 03
    mitch mitchell @czarmitch Follow studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart
    via @czarmitch
  • 04
    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere My cat, who is currently unemployed and pays no rent, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and I, a walking talking miracle apex predator made of 14 billion year-old Stardust, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter for some reason
    via @thisone0verhere
  • 05
    chris melberger * @chrismelberger cancel my plans my cat just sat on me
    via @chrismelberger
  • 06
    Mocha @bigwanger12.15h Minecraft cat 254 17.3K 131K
    via @bigwanger12
  • 07
    8 Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan Guy at vet: I'm here with Simba. Receptionist: Is Simba a dog or a cat? Every single person in the waiting room: Cat. 4:27 PM Jan 21, 2023 62K Views
    via @theheatherhogan
  • 08
    Keifer @DannyVegito highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud st
    via @DannyVegito
  • 09
    Hira @lookwhoshira Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour but it turns out it was just me and my dad meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
    via @lookwhoshira
  • 10
    sara david @SaraQDavid sorry im late i was giving my cat a hundred tiny kisses dexkylerthescorpio
    via @SaraQDavid
  • 11
    Alexandre Diboine @A_Zedig Diboine In retrospect, i don't think telling my therapist that i let my cat watch birds videos on my switch in bed at night, and then when i cant fall asleep because of the bird noises i go sleep in the living room if she isn't finished watching, was a good idea
    via @A_Zedig_Diboine
  • 12
    Zach Anderson 10 May at 2:18 AM > Cat - begging for what im eating Me - gives cat a piece Cat-ew why would you give me this
    via Zach Anderson
  • 13
    Dana Schwartz ✔ @DanaSchwartzzz Whenever I scold my cat, I use the royal "we" so she doesn't feel so ashamed. "We don't eat that. We don't chew on electrical cords," I say. It's as if I, too, have a problem with eating wires or plastic I found on the floor and she and I are working on that problem together.
    via @DanaSchwartzzz
  • 14
    jea @420insidejob me: :( my cat: brrrrt? me: :)
    via @420insidejob
  • 15
    Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles going to the vet is so funny, you're like "here's my cat, he's a weird little guy but he's fine haha" and they're like "yea this cat is gonna explode unless you give us $5,000 right now" 6:19 PM 2023-03-25 60K Views
    via @jeremysmiles
  • 16
    helena @freshhel I think my cat could drive a car if he was in the right mindset 3:16 PM 11/2/21 Twitter Web App
    via @freshhel
  • 17
    rebecca mix @wordmixrr when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that pop in a box & yell at us
    via @wordmixrr
  • 18
    michaelmakesanentrance if u don't kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little are u even doing forehead Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic
    via @michaelmakesanentrance
  • 19
    hi im huma ☀* @WimminsRea B too many men exhibit orange cat behavior and no i will not elaborate you already know what i mean 2:57 PM - 2023-01-20 9,726 Views 169 Likes 20 Retweets 3 Quotes
    via @WimminsRea
  • 20
    samipeko ☑ @samipekoe I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a little guy and there's always another little guy with you and sometimes you beat the out of each other
    via @samipekoe

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