23 Pawsitively Paranoid Possum Memes Opposing Opossum Oppression by Hissing at You

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Oct 29, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

We just hissed like a paranoid possum, because life is life and we need it to be different. We tried a lot of things, but hissing at life is kind of new to us, so excuse us if we hissed wrong. We try our very possum best to hiss with intention. It's hissing hard.

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We just screamed like a peculiar possum, because life doesn't seem to organize itself in the opossum way. Can we make another opossum scream so that life will hear us and change its ways? We're sorry if we didn't scream correctly, we're very new to possuming.

MEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

We just memed like magnificent opossum memes, because life will stay life so all we can do is make memes out of it. You know how it goes - when life gives you lemons, hiss at them until they give you lemonade. That's a new technique for new possums.

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  • 01
    at the next inconvenience i will start biting people
    via JebidiahBeetus

    At the next inconvenience, we will turn into a band of possums and run to the nearest trash and turn it over until we find treasure, which will make us pirate possums. Yeah, everybody wants to be a pirate possum.

  • 02
    Follow Your Dreams! Morgan AS
    via JebidiahBeetus

    If your dream is to be a possum pilot - go for it. Spread your hiss and fly high. Follow your filthy trash dream of becoming friends with a trash panda.

  • 03
    im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 04
    "tell me about yourself!" me trying to remember who i am and what i like 7 LOADING GladysOpossum
    via GladysOpossum
  • 05
    you can't unmountain dew what's already been mountain done
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 06
    (they are on a date)
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 07
    god knew i'd be too powerful if i had an attention span
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 08
    a Little Golden Book WALT DISNEY'S 101 OPOSSUMS SPECIAL EDITION 6
    via a Little Golden Book
  • 09
    Moon Boy @WitchBoysExist Me: *a witch in the south* man I really need a familiar. Thousands of opossums: *rushes me from the trees* REEEEEEEEEE 19:49 10/16/20 Twitter for iPhone .
    via @WitchBoysExist
  • 10
    maebutch everybody love me XarenDucey.com
    via maebutch
  • 11
    Roxi Horror * @roxiqt I don't know who needs to hear this but you are important, you are loved, there is an opossum living in your attic which is why your socks keep going missing, you are valid & you matter.
    via @roxiqt
  • 12
    thinkin about that yelp review for an arbys in texas where someone gave the place one star because someone brought their possum in for a snacc LAYED ЛУЗИ
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 13
    *What are your plans for the weekend?* Me: Gladys possum
    via Gladys possum
  • 14
    Hello, please give me all of your credit card info meme: @possum therapy pic: @parker_the_opossum This is not a scam, I just want to spend your money on things for me
    via @possum_therapy @parker_the_opossum
  • 15
    me mentally preparing myself to leave the house and deal with humans
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 16
    Ok cool but like MINCH I'm SNACKING
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 17
    i'm mentally chill but the 'c' and 'h' are silent
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 18
    AWESOM POSSUM RURG, "We are NOT rats!" Elec NewsTalk1230.net
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 19
    I noticed a piece of broccoli on my plate that I thought looked like an opossum face so I used it to make a little food opossum
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 20
    If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 21
    This is a normal picture of a Nichet Crochet Opossum. Nothing will happen if you like it.
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 22
    Opossums are immune to most snake venom. They can eat almost anything. They have no interest in violence towards humans and are some of nature's most vulnerable mammals. "The life of an opossum can be very sad," Elaine Godfrey writes. "She is, in some ways, the Little Match Girl of the mammalian world. Opossums do not hibernate, so when the weather is cold, they get cold too. Their little bare toes and ears are prone to frostbite; you'll occasionally find opossums missing fingers or tails or chu
    via theatlantic.com
  • 23
    HEY HEY HEY U C never ever forget life s ks sometimes but ur still here u are worthy of love u are doing great HEEKS CUSTOM CAGES Terrell TX and u gotta nice lil booty
    via JebidiahBeetus

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