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23 Empty-Headed Hound Posts for Hoomans Who Are Wading Through Their Own Mental Mush

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    I love how dogs do stupid things and look so proud

    Now, just because you have little to no brain power to make things happen in your mind, does not mean that you cannot find moments of joy and hilarity. This is one such moment of pure delight where this dopey dog is enjoying how silly this moment must look from the outside.

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  • 2

    "Some of us are always ready for scraps"

    NOW WAIT A MINUTE Psycho @psychoo18 Follow Friend: I can't eat all that, you want the rest of my.. Me
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    "If it works, it works"

    My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog
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    When your landlord says no dogs allowed

    "Well you see Mr. Landlord, after you came last time and disapproved of my biological canine child, I sent him away and got this dog plant instead. Some people say that plants cannot replace pets, but if you ask me Mr. Landlord, this is one plant who has earned its place".

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  • 5

    "The audacity of these HUMANS"

    lil arepa @hypelilnugget remember that Pomeranian that got so pissed after getting a haircut that he wouldn't sit down for like 3 days
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    "Play the long game, stay dedicated"

    "Steal a doughnut the same color as your fur and hold real still, they will never notice."
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    If I win the lottery! probably won't tell anyone... but there will be signs.
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    dommunist the older I get the more dog I become dommunist obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk dommunist TERRIFIED of the doorbell Source:evilposts
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    "Life with dogs keeps you on your toes"

    The inside water dish with a single hair in it The outside water dish full of leaves and dead bugs
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    When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
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  • 11
    "I swear to God Sharon when I get out of this thing"
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    hannah strong @thethirdhan When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean
  • 13
    When you know your crush is gonna be at an event so you put in that extra effort:
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  • 14
    We were making sausages and I looked out the window
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    when you lay down for a quick nap but wake up tomorrow @doggosdoingthings
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    Me: hey can I pet your dog Them: maybe this isn't the bes.......... Me: hey thanks
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    laina: pancakethedoxie: People on the street lose their minds when Pancake wears her raincoat. her name is pancake???? her name is pancake!!?!??!!! HER NAME IS PANCAKE!!
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    The introvert at the house party The house owner's pet
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    Dropped Mike @rebrafsim Follow 6:57pm: I am conducting an experiment I'm going to pet my dog continuously and see if he ever gets tired of it 4:09am, June 14, 2029: no 5:01 AM - 12 Jan 2018 189 Retweets 745 Likes
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  • 20
    My dog after barking at the post man to make him go away Why do I fix everything I touch?
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    Him? No, he doesn't want a cookie. He says I can have two.
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    Hi! My name is Stopthat Sometimes they call me Getbackhere
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  • 23
    he hate the tomate.

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