23 Empty-Headed Hound Posts for Hoomans Who Are Wading Through Their Own Mental Mush

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  • 01
    I love how dogs do stupid things and look so proud
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  • 02

    "Some of us are always ready for scraps"

    NOW WAIT A MINUTE Psycho @psychoo18 Follow Friend: I can't eat all that, you want the rest of my.. Me
  • 03

    "If it works, it works"

    My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog
  • 04
    When your landlord says no dogs allowed
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  • 05

    "The audacity of these HUMANS"

    lil arepa @hypelilnugget remember that Pomeranian that got so pissed after getting a haircut that he wouldn't sit down for like 3 days
  • 06

    "Play the long game, stay dedicated"

    "Steal a doughnut the same color as your fur and hold real still, they will never notice."
  • 07
    If I win the lottery! probably won't tell anyone... but there will be signs.
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  • 08
    dommunist the older I get the more dog I become dommunist obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk dommunist TERRIFIED of the doorbell Source:evilposts
  • 09

    "Life with dogs keeps you on your toes"

    The inside water dish with a single hair in it The outside water dish full of leaves and dead bugs
  • 10
    When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
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  • 11
    "I swear to God Sharon when I get out of this thing"
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    hannah strong @thethirdhan When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean
  • 13
    When you know your crush is gonna be at an event so you put in that extra effort:
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  • 14
    We were making sausages and I looked out the window
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    when you lay down for a quick nap but wake up tomorrow @doggosdoingthings
  • 16
    Me: hey can I pet your dog Them: maybe this isn't the bes.......... Me: hey thanks
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  • 17
    laina: pancakethedoxie: People on the street lose their minds when Pancake wears her raincoat. her name is pancake???? her name is pancake!!?!??!!! HER NAME IS PANCAKE!!
  • 18
    The introvert at the house party The house owner's pet
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    Dropped Mike @rebrafsim Follow 6:57pm: I am conducting an experiment I'm going to pet my dog continuously and see if he ever gets tired of it 4:09am, June 14, 2029: no 5:01 AM - 12 Jan 2018 189 Retweets 745 Likes
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  • 20
    My dog after barking at the post man to make him go away Why do I fix everything I touch?
  • 21
    Him? No, he doesn't want a cookie. He says I can have two.
  • 22
    Hi! My name is Stopthat Sometimes they call me Getbackhere
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  • 23
    he hate the tomate.

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