35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 23, 2024)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Nov 23, 2024 11:00 AM EST

Community is an incredibly important thing. In some ways, it's all we have. We create communities at school, in our friend groups, at work, and when we play pickleball at the neighborhood park. We also create a community online. And the wonderful thing about online community is that you can bring people together who would have never met in real life. A school teacher in South Korea can connect with a real estate agent in Wyoming over their shared love of the TV series Dexter, and nobody needs to buy a plane ticket. 100 years ago, that could have never happened. 

This is one of the things that Twitter is good for-- it brings people together from every reach of life, from every country, of every interest. Sure, the whole experiment blows up in our faces sometimes, but it's also good. And the funniest and freshest moments from that community are gathered here just for you. How about that? 

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  • 01
    Cameron Bradford @camerobradford Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you 12:32 PM 10/30/24 894K Views . 31 1.8K 37K ☐ 860 ↑
    via @camerobradford
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    Chad™ @hawkeyeinmd I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor. 3:30 PM 11/5/24 3.2M Views 170 17 5K 83K ☐ 1.6K 企
    via @hawkeyeinmd
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    Jim Geraghty ❤ @jimgeraghty I counted the yard signs in my neighborhood, and "ADT Home Security" is going to win in a landslide. 3:22 PM 11/5/24 317K Views 97 17904 11K 115 企
    via @jimgeraghty
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    captain brian @quebecween • 2d why don't they just make a bridge here? it would be so much quicker to go from cihago to detroit O Green Bay Appleton uron 43 MICHIGAN Madison Milwaukee Flint Grand Rapids 94 43 Detroit Kalamazoo 51 555 39 90 80 Chicago 94 South Bend 55 57 OIS INDIANA mpaign Q6.6K 17.6K 2.5 BinØ @Stackzzzzzz 69 Fort Wayne Toledo OHIO 75 Muncie 247K ili 27M ☐ 1 That's like connecting Gotham city to another Gotham city 12:21 PM 11/4/24 1.8M Views
    via @quebecween
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    Sandwich mothman @grantisdumb to the random girl who tickled my armpit last night at the LCD Soundsystem concert when I put my hands in the air to cheer... what the holis the matter with you 11:51 AM 11/9/24 3.8M Views 666 12K 203K ☐ 5.2K
    via @grantisdumb
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    warm cup of tea @realteaemoji bags with threatening auras EXTRA FROGNE CL PRODUCTION ITALIANS ARE EVERYWHERE EATALY 8:35 AM 11/4/24 289K Views
    via @realteaemoji
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    jeremy @wisewordswithjp oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a ... how you say ... panique attaque 1:16 PM 5/9/22 663 1757K 453K 7.6K ↑
    via @wisewordswithjp
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    elijah daniel @elijahdaniel i saw someone a few weeks ago say "if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve" and i've been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult 4:14 PM 11/8/24 3.9M Views • 290 25K 226K ☐ 23K ↑
    via @elijahdaniel
  • 09
    Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung "How's it going?" Me: DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME THE ELECTION 2:36 PM 11/4/24 1.7M Views ○ 72 12K EVERYDAY DREAD TRYING TO PROCESS THE LAST 5 YEARS 63K 1.9K
    via @toddowyoung
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    i/o ⭑> @eyeslasho American voters doing the deep research today before voting. who is running for president Search term Interest over time 100 75 50 25 United States, Past 7 days Oct 29 at 4:0... Oct 31 at 2:00 PM Nov 2 at 12:00 PM Nov 4 at 10:00 AM 1:08 PM 11/5/24 804K Views 154 17686 12K 464 ↑
    via @eyeslasho
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    Clem @TheClem Report If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials 11:32 AM 11/4/24 2.1M Views 697 1 6.2K 106K ☐ 677 ↑
    via @TheClemReport
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    doomer @uncledoomer this is my electoral map prediction for tuesday because this country is COOKED tuby @litedart.1d babe come eat your steak 10:13 PM 11/3/24 7.8M Views 178 17 18K 284K 5.1K ↑
    via @uncledoomer
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    miss kelsleigh PhD @misskelslay Taylee Mckarty Nayvie Maylee People reports FILM UPORTES Film Updates @FilmUpdates -1d Margot Robbie has welcomed her first child, a boy, People reports.
    via @misskelslay
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    t. @t_sadiity Dawg it feel like it's 14pm • 8:11 PM 11/3/24 955K Views ○ 280 14K 57K
    via @t_sadiity
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    Patrick Brady @_patrick_Brady need a sitcom about the 6 people who live in dixville Andrew @andr3w31a561.2d Ok this is hilarious 20 ENH DIXVILLE CURRENT 95% IN VOTE COUNT 3 50.0% KAMALA HARRIS 3 50.0% DONALD TRUMP • 9:14 AM 11/5/24 26M Views 865 1 48K JMSNBC 936K ☐ 25K 企
    via @_patrick_Brady
  • 16
    icky! @ickyburd biden giving that child an unbeatable "two truths and a lie" answer for the rest of their life NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost. 1d Biden, 81, bites baby dressed as chicken during WH Halloween event trib.al/xKk2QyM • 11:44 AM 10/31/24 6.9M Views 138 17 18K 358K 7.1K
    via @ickyburd
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    ovary @ovaryactorr U ever do inside jokes with yourself or is that schizophrenia??? 3:36 PM 11/6/24 895 Views о 278 29
    via @ovaryactorr
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    Ryan Heiniger @FarmrHuntr My wife is now 4 for 4 hitting deer with every vehicle she has owned since we've been married • 6:09 PM 10/30/24 5.9M Views • 4.7K 27 7K 209K ☐ 3.6K 企
    via @FarmrHuntr
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    miss poopie @WhoIsNickCage It's Shen Yun for white women carl marks @lethalrejection. 2d does the eras tour ever end or is it like those cirque du soleil shows 2:41 AM 10/30/24 .4M Views 177 17 10K 120K 3.4K ↑
    via @WhoIsNickCage
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    Spurs Legacy @spurs_four Follow Imagine your dad is some random jiujitsu teacher but your half siblings dad is Tom Brady 21 MET 21 @21metgala-2d Gisele Bündchen and Joaquim Valente are expecting their first baby together. 8:29 PM 10/29/24 13M Views 1.2K 17 10K 217K ☐ 5.4K 企
    via @spurs_four
  • 21
    Sean Bowie @Sean_B_taketwo Thinking a lot about a coworker who didn't tell anyone he was retiring and just left at the end of his last day and never came back. 5:44 PM 10/28/24 14M Views Q 6.2K 19K 348K 9.6K 企
    via @Sean_B_taketwo
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    kentucky fried @maddieyodaddyy This girl I went to college with has a sister who got married and WHY DOES THE SEATING CHART LOOK LIKE GROUND ZERO 4:41 OUR FAVORITE PEOPLE N|B MZ 50
    via @maddieyodaddyy
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    kendall @kendallwmorgan In case anyone was wondering, the new Al feature on iOS 18 that summarizes longer text messages works incredibly well. While in Sleep Focus < 12:40 AM Not feeling romantic spark; apologizes for ending things. . 11:08 AM 11/10/24 4.4M Views 289 1 6.5K 184K ☐ 7.4K ↑
    via @kendallwmorgan
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    Titus of the Dreamlands @hereliesthighs Andrew Yang T@Andrew Yang. 1d If you give people two choices they will choose one of them. 11:15 AM 11/8/24 3.3M Views 83 1 4.8K 116K ☐ 2.1K
    via @hereliesthighs
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    first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder 10:56 AM 11/6/24 5.1M Views 213 tz 12K 290K ☐ 5.1K
    via @cowboybecsbop
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    J. @jtothet A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jill ate her friend's sandwich. - Jill ate her friend's colon. 8:48 PM 11/10/24 -492K Views 188 tz 1.1K 16K 422 ↑
    via @jtothet
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    Bay Area People's Republic @Karl_Was_Right They came up with a new word for "working multiple jobs to survive" FORBES > LEADERSHIP > CAREERS Why Polyworking Is The Future Of Work And How To Become A Polyworker William Arruda Senior Contributor William Arruda covers personal branding, leadership, and careers. Follow 7 12:11 AM 11/11/24 586K Views 181 4.9K Nov 5, 2024, 06:00am EST 27K ☐ 974 企
    via @Karl_Was_Right
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    Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler A streamer you've never heard of who wasn't born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 1d Warner Bros is selling 10 "fully functional but not street legal" Tumbler Batmobiles from Christopher Nolan's 'DARK KNIGHT' films Each is priced at $3M. 517 4:05 PM 11/11/24 3.2M Views
    via @ThatSamWinkler
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    Isa @isaperezxx There's a guy on tiktok who owns a company where you can complain about your boss anonymously and he goes to your work and cuss them out for you CC ل Tik Tok 1:50 PM ⚫ 11/10/24 • 43M Views 6.5K 1 78K TikTok calimar whit 2:18 711K ☐ 187K
    via @isaperezxx
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    Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin Just cut off a student driver. Welcome to the real world, b 1! 5:58 PM 11/10/24 -5.2M Views • 997 1 22K 259K ☐ 5K
    via @Camel_Crushin
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    horse dentist @equine_dentist don't never drink and drive. drive high. Caidone $21.98 Mod Pe Sal Molding Proste Ra BONUS MILES $21.98 $21.98 DON'T NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE. DRIVE HIGH. ROBERT MOND SAN ROBERT MONDAY GLASS ROBERT MONDAVI ROBERT MONDAVI PRIVATE SELECTION ROBERT MONDAVI PRIVATE SELECTION 5:24 PM 11/11/24 32K Views 10 1792 1.4K 39 39 企
    via @equine_dentist
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    LorazeKim™ @LorazeKim Try a grape in the produce section and it's ok but try a leg of rotisserie chicken and you get escorted out of the store 7:03 AM 11/11/24 • 2.5K Views 4 1728 97 ☐ 2 ↑
    via @LorazeKim
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    snail @tallsnail baby has learned what a "kiss" is. he will kiss my cheek, my nose, my arm. he says "mmm-ah." he will kiss his toys, his feet, a packaged block of cheese while sitting in the grocery cart. the best thing to witness ever in my life 10:27 PM 11/4/24 281K Views 33 17 807 16K 575 ↑
    via @tallsnail
  • 34
    Holdin' Cauliflower @PapaFazuul 1 out of 43 ain't bad 5 58m ago NEW DETAILS 1 escaped monkey recovered, 42 still on the loose 5:28 PM 11/9/24 3.3M Views 194 3.1K 95K 1.5K
    via @PapaFazuul
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    Woman Mage @woman_mage date offered me her hot tub and started cutting up carrots into it after i got in am i cooked 4:53 PM 11/10/24 2.1M Views 395 17 8.6K 164K 3.9K ↑
    via @woman_mage
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    Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp There's a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means "mouse cinema" 12:49 PM 11/11/24 837K Views 57 17 3K 37K ☐ 3.1K 企
    via @AdamCSharp

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