What would a dog party actually look like? Not just a gathering of dogs in the dog park, and not a playdate between a few doggo friendos. An actual party, like our humble hooman parties, just with dogs. Not really "with" dogs, more like an actually dog-planned, dog-produced, dog-maintained party for other dogs to dance and hang out at.
The dog DJ would probably put a playlist that consists of remixed woofs and borks with popular songs that contain the word "dog" in them ("Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof."). The snacks brought to the place would probably consist of many doggo treats, obviously, and a vegetarian option of doggo-approved veggies, such as carrots. The bouncer at the entrance will be a Rottweiler, the DJ will be a Bull Terrier, the live show singer cameo will be a Husky, the bartender will be an English Bulldog, and all the partygoers will be a variety of precious puppers coming in to have a woofing good time.
We suddenly crave milk and cookies. Both the edible and the pupper kind. can we please have a glass of milk, a plate of cookies, a floofy puppy named Milk, and a fluffy puppy named Cookies?
It's known that dogs have so many talents, and they're not just friends for hoomans - they also help us a lot. They help calm patients, they help people with panic attacks, and they help you dig lots of holes in your backyard.
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