'Raccoons make no sense': Hilarious Stories of Trash Pandas Using Their Little Hands to Cause as Much Chaos as Pawssible

You know what's an underrated animal? Raccoons. Sure, they like to cause a little chaos everywhere that they go, but that's exactly what we should love about them. We do love it when our cats cause chaos, even if we don't like the broken vases, because we think it's funny. Raccoons are the same. They have personalities. They have adventures. 

Considering some of the stuff that we have seen raccoons do… like raccoons breaking into soccer fields and stealing the show, or raccoons breaking into people's garages to steal all of their candy and then boasting about it, or like raccoons doing handstands, because yeah, they actually do that, for no reason, and we think it's awesome. Based on all of that, we have come to the conclusion that raccoons would make awesome and hilarious pets, and although you probably shouldn't just try to grab one off the street, if a raccoon does choose you… then maybe you should late fate win. 

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