Dogs are really incredible creatures. On the one hand, you can come home to find your new pillow has returned its fluffy soul to its creator, while Mr. Doggo sits nearby, looking quite embarrassed; on the other hand, they are better guardians than the Queens' Guard, always ready to charge any threat you may face.
We believe that in the blink of evolution's eye, our furrocious dependable doggos will grow the ability to microwave dinner. Then we could really go on a night out, leaving the kids to their loyal supervision. These days, with the economy presenting its challenges day in and day out, a free sitter sounds really good.
And boy, would our kids love their new babysitter! No more getting sick all over our best outfits just to keep us from going. With their beloved dog sitter, it's a Home-Alone-Risky-Buisness reenactment pawty all over the place. As long as the house doesn't catch fire, it's still a win-win situation.
Oh, now you're too hyped about dogsitting services and can't shake off the fantasy? Well, we're right there with you. We've gathered here a list of memes to help you - and us - deal with the waiting. Maybe it's an 'If you build it, they will come' sort of event. One can only hope.
Let's be honest - who can we really trust better than our caring canine? Had it been legal, we'd have made him the godfather of our kid.
Note to self: check with the lawyer tomorrow for a loophole in that matter.
Although a dogsitter sounds so teruffic, we'd have to account for the cost of damages. Still, given how much teens charge for babysitting nowadays, probably still worth it.
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