31 Ridicules Fake Products That Probably Fell off the Back of a Truck

Look, officer, I swear I don't know how all these "Detective Spooderman" action figures ended up in my store. I went through all the proper channels! I got in touch with Marvel—no, wait, was it Disney? Doesn't matter—I'm pretty sure someone gave me permission to sell these "official" Spooderman toys. But now I've got 5,000 figures of this bug-eyed, web-shooting knockoff with three arms and a hat for some reason, going for a sweet 3.99, two for 5.99. What do you mean Spider-Man doesn't wear a fedora? It's called "artistic interpretation," officer!

Hey, don't look at me like that—I didn't buy these things! Some guy left a box of them at my door with a note saying, "Free merch for your store." Was I supposed to just throw them away? No, I'm doing the neighborhood a favor by keeping this "collectible" out of the trash and selling them to, you know, enthusiasts. And now I'm in cuffs? What is this, a sting operation? Spooderman, save me!

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The Powerful Girl

via u/Rodi_06
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02
Ohh.. A Bars Mar

via u/midoxvx
03
Wow, literally none of them is Marvel

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
04
Odados, Impossible is this

via u/Luminexia1201
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TRANSFORMATION GLORLOUS MISSION

via u/Huda_Thunkit
06
Mr. Eggplant Head?

via u/StarMiniWalker
07
Batman... Assemble!

via u/ArvindCoronawal69
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08
There is a crystal mud among us

via u/MaskedKid_
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Just a cool cat

via u/Comfortable-Light233
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Tomate Switch

via u/Cripto_Fan
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It's me, Patrick minion

via u/Latter-Pilot-844
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Just bootleg it

via u/Toasterdude4
13
Looks a little familiar

via u/Latter-Pilot-844
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14
Xioa mi 15 pro...

via u/EggPhone-3422
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That's enough elec for today

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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Kentucky fried... Guess?

via u/Tuber95
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No, no... It's okay

via u/Latter-Pilot-844
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I don't taste any rainbow here

via u/Tomavogic
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Duolingo at home

via u/Professional-Cow1253
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20
Panasung

via u/Embarrassed-Way-6387
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What is he spitting?

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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OUN Revert

via u/Soggy_Revolution5744
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23
Something is strange alright

via u/Aggravating-Cry8445

Explanation courtesy of Reddit User Smytus:
"Mickey is ?? in Chinese. It sounds like mickey when those two characters are said together (?? sounds like "mi chi") but individually ? means rice and ? means strange. The rice is strange."
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Roborcar: Energon

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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Barve Boy Kung Fu Pokechu

via u/Rodi_06
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26
Help

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Of course it's Half Life 3

via u/Rodi_06
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Ghluin Kloin

via u/4lex__l00l
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29
Didn't know that the Smurfs were in One Piece

via u/Rodi_06
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Oh yeah, I love Wü Sports!

via u/GabbyisDName
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Pizza Hot

via u/PerceptionSimilar327