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30-year-old inspired by TikToks declares she's quitting her job to live a "soft life" of luxury: 'She is being incredibly self-centered'

30-year-old inspired by TikToks declares she's quitting her job to live a "soft life" of luxury: 'She is being incredibly self-centered'

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Girlfriend tells her 24-year-old boyfriend's adoptive daughter 5-year-old daughter that he's not her real dad because he's biologically her brother: 'I got custody of her when I was 19'

Girlfriend tells her 24-year-old boyfriend's adoptive daughter 5-year-old daughter that he's not her real dad because he's biologically her brother: 'I got custody of her when I was 19'

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Job candidate arrives at interview only to be told that the interviewer has already left, candidate withdraws their application despite attempts to reschedule: 'Job hunting is hard enough'

Job candidate arrives at interview only to be told that the interviewer has already left, candidate withdraws their application despite attempts to reschedule: 'Job hunting is hard enough'

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17-year-old alienates best friend with new boyfriend, flips out when she asks her parents to cancel trip to see her: 'I explained that he crossed a boundary'

17-year-old alienates best friend with new boyfriend, flips out when she asks her parents to cancel trip to see her: 'I explained that he crossed a boundary'

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Stepmom of 9 and 11-year-old boys repeatedly claims she's their mom despite them having an involved mother who refuses to give her full parental access: 'She introduces herself as the kids mom every single time'

Stepmom of 9 and 11-year-old boys repeatedly claims she's their mom despite them having an involved mother who refuses to give her full parental access: 'She introduces herself as the kids mom every single time'

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19-year-old finds out she's adopted at 17, adoptive parents rage after she meets her bio mom and reveals her anger at the secret: 'My parents treated me as ungrateful for asking questions'

19-year-old finds out she's adopted at 17, adoptive parents rage after she meets her bio mom and reveals her anger at the secret: 'My parents treated me as ungrateful for asking questions'

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