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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

Landlord tells tenant she has 30 days to move out because his son wants to move into the unit, son texts tenant and tells her that his dad was lying: 'I had no idea he was using me as an excuse.'

Emmy Pratt

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18-year-old gets scolded by neighbor after she offers him a job on her farm, and he refuses due to his tight schedule: ‘This is going to affect my work and my sanity’

Melissa Knudson

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Manager refuses to reply to employee on her days off, yet keeps contacting them on their time off, employee doesn't respond: ‘Works both ways’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Burnt out teachers’ assistant gets fired, former boss send student’s heartfelt message: ‘How are you going to fire me then send me a message letting me know how sad the kids are that I’m gone?’

Remy Millisky

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29-year-old gets sister to drive her to appointments, takes offence when she doesn't like her giving out her number for free rides: 'I need her to respect the boundary'

Ally Perry

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Guy turns down 2nd date by giving girl unsolicited advice, then posts the text messages: 'I'd rather get ghosted than have to deal with that paragraph'

Remy Millisky

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'Y'all have GOT to raise your standards': Woman jokes about fiancé not knowing her full name and birthday when booking a joint flight

Ally Perry

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Boss clones employee's voice with text-to-speech software, then creates a recording of them saying positive things about the job, employee reports her: ‘I was NOT okay with it’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Mom of 4-month-old leaves home for an hour, husband sends her voice note of the baby crying: 'I thought you would text me if something was wrong'

Ally Perry

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'[He] decided to end our marriage over text': Ex-husband who abandoned his family suddenly comes back, demanding to separate their bonded pair cats so he could have one, threatening to go to court if his wife refuses

Mariel Ruvinsky

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'Have a good life': Employee quits toxic job on the spot after entitled boss texts that they're "not appreciating your attitude"

Remy Millisky

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Potential partners on the verge of breakup over girlfriend sending pictures of her dog to the boyfriend who doesn't understand why she does it: 'I don't send him pictures of my dogs every hour'

Ayala Sorotsky

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30 Ways Americans Were Awoken From The American Dream When Travelling Abroad

Emma Saven

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‘I am done being the family's unofficial secretary’: Woman deemed ‘communicator’ of family group chat misses aunt's medical emergency due to work, entire group chat tries to guilt her into staying in the chat

Lana DeGaetano

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The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (July 1, 2025)

Emmy Pratt

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The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (June 17, 2025)

Emmy Pratt

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