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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

29-year-old gets sister to drive her to appointments, takes offence when she doesn't like her giving out her number for free rides: 'I need her to respect the boundary'

Ally Perry

Burnt out teachers’ assistant gets fired, former boss send student’s heartfelt message: ‘How are you going to fire me then send me a message letting me know how sad the kids are that I’m gone?’

Remy Millisky

Guy turns down 2nd date by giving girl unsolicited advice, then posts the text messages: 'I'd rather get ghosted than have to deal with that paragraph'

Remy Millisky

'Y'all have GOT to raise your standards': Woman jokes about fiancé not knowing her full name and birthday when booking a joint flight

Ally Perry

Boss clones employee's voice with text-to-speech software, then creates a recording of them saying positive things about the job, employee reports her: ‘I was NOT okay with it’

Bar Mor Hazut

Mom of 4-month-old leaves home for an hour, husband sends her voice note of the baby crying: 'I thought you would text me if something was wrong'

Ally Perry

'[He] decided to end our marriage over text': Ex-husband who abandoned his family suddenly comes back, demanding to separate their bonded pair cats so he could have one, threatening to go to court if his wife refuses

Mariel Ruvinsky

'Have a good life': Employee quits toxic job on the spot after entitled boss texts that they're "not appreciating your attitude"

Remy Millisky

30 Ways Americans Were Awoken From The American Dream When Travelling Abroad

Emma Saven

Potential partners on the verge of breakup over girlfriend sending pictures of her dog to the boyfriend who doesn't understand why she does it: 'I don't send him pictures of my dogs every hour'

Ayala Sorotsky

‘I am done being the family's unofficial secretary’: Woman deemed ‘communicator’ of family group chat misses aunt's medical emergency due to work, entire group chat tries to guilt her into staying in the chat

Lana DeGaetano

The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (July 1, 2025)

Emmy Pratt

The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (June 17, 2025)

Emmy Pratt

'I was her invisible best friend': Woman texts a wrong number for first-date advice and accidentally makes an anonymous friend, then after years of mysterious camaraderie, she gets invited to the wedding

Jesse Kessenheimer

15-year-old brother stood up by older sister after exam, turns out she pocketed the Uber money their mother gave her to pick him up: 'Guess I'm walking the 3 miles again'

Ben Weiss

The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (May 13, 2025)

Emmy Pratt