'I find your lack of faith disturbing': Employee uses on-screen memes to call out their micromanaging boss after discovering they're using spyware to monitor his productivity

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Dec 13, 2024 7:00 AM EST

Getting micromanaged is infuriating when you're the only competent employee in the office. This PIP worker noticed some strange activity on their laptop recently that sent them down a paranoia rabbit hole, wondering if their micromanager was peeking in on his work laptop's sessions. Except, in an office full of buffoons, u/KevinAnniPadda's was the only one on task…

Spying on someone is always a violation. Whether is perfectly simple 'people watching' or you're a literal spy with binoculars and a trench coat, the subject of your survey can probably feel your eyeballs on their back. With a heebie-jeebie shiver running down their spine, suddenly every little move feels awkward and even tasks you've done 100 times start to get confusing. So when this employee discovered spyware on their work laptop, they were suddenly super self-conscious of their screen activity and made them distrust management to the point of drafting up his resignation letter (on another computer of course). 

Keep scrolling to read how this snarky employee used memes to call out a micromanaging boss, reminding them that trust goes two ways in the workplace.

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    I'm pretty sure my boss started using spyware to screen capture my laptop. So I left this up. PIP
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    So I'm on a PIP for stupidest reasons line not leaving enough notes. I work from home because they couldn't find anyone who can do my job in the state they are.I think my boss hates not being and to micro manage me,
    via KevinAnniPadda
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    but consistently gets on my case about things and then says he's not trying to micro manage me. I'm in a highly specialized tech role and the only one here that can do my job, so they literally
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    need me not than I need them. So I started interviewing elsewhere and I have one final interview for a better job. Even if I don't get it, I have a few others in the pipeline and I have plenty of savings and will be fine to be unemployed for a while.
    via KevinAnniPadda
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    This morning, I had an update for my laptop. Not unusual. We have very high security and it's always something being added. It ran quickly. Didn't require a restart. I thought nothing of it.
    via KevinAnniPadda
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    Hours later I realize that every maybe 20 or 30 minutes, my monitors kind blink, like they go black for a half second, and make a tone. It took me too long admittedly to realize it's probably a screen capture. They installed spyware on my laptop to see what I'm doing.
    via KevinAnniPadda
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    So I have had this to there on 1 of my screens for the last few captures. If I'm wrong, well, no one sees it but me (and you). But if I right, well I'm getting fired anyway so who cares about calling them out to their faces.
    via KevinAnniPadda
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    DAC Document! Saved Search sert Draw Design Layout References Mailings Review View Synergy Help s (Body) 24 IUx, x² A -A Aa A A 24 Font Paragraph Comments Editing 27 Normal No Spacing Heading Editing Dictate Sensitivity Editor Add-ins Styles I can tell that you are using spyware to take pictures of my screen. I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH Voice Sensitivity Editor Add-ins 3 Text Predictions: On Accessibility: Good to go Home FortiC Chat DISTURBING A Display Settings Focus Googl Calen 10-D Excel Stick
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    Tranquil Pure Alternatively you could refuse to use the computer. "Boss it seems like someone has installed malware on our servers and we will need to cease operations to protect company data" or something
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    lamnotaCST Bonus psy-op to run against the boss; after securing the next job, send yourself spoofed emails to your work email detailing jobs that don't exist, but pay between 20- 50% more than the current job with better benefits. Watch as the boss freaks out.
    via lamnotaCST
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    kakureru Time to cover webcam. I use use a U shaped piece of paper I can slide back and forth for time I need webcam
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    UnfriendlyGhostBoi i believe op is saying someone is monitoring their actual screen capture, not their webcam. the webcam should definitely stay covered at all times though
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    FirstAid84 If Task Manager won't pull up anymore, even after reboot, then it's time to contact your IT support and get a new computer. I've worked with several of these spyware type agents at a previous job
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    (on the security side) and none that I have seen will block any function on your machine (like Task Manager or screen print). They all work silently. So either someone got a terrible, cracked version of one of these softwares, or your machine has been legit hacked, or you have some other type of problem that requires repair/replace.
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    VividZone8948 That's a hilarious screen. Love it! Hope you find better people who appreciate you.
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