32 Unhinged Wizard Memes That Get Progressively Weird as You Read On

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John Summers • Contributor
Dec 18, 2024 9:00 PM EST

If wizards were real, I'm convinced they'd be the strangest people you know. Sure, we all picture someone like Gandalf—wise, mysterious, and a little aloof—but let's be honest, most real-life wizards would probably be more like Radagast the Brown. You know, the type of person who talks to animals, forgets what day it is, and hasn't washed their robes since the last lunar eclipse. Wizards give off that "I've seen things you wouldn't believe" energy, mixed with "I haven't slept in three days because I was studying an ancient scroll."

It takes a certain kind of brilliance to be a wizard, but brilliance can be weird. Just look at Einstein—he was a genius who sometimes forgot basic things like where his socks were. These memes are cut from the same cloth: funny, bizarre, and just a little bit unhinged. So grab your staff, stop staring into the void, and enjoy this chaotic mix of wizard vibes and magical humor!

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  • 01
    WHERE'S THE ORB, LEBOWSKI?
    via CodyBurkett
  • 02
    lvl 1 wizards UMMMM.... OH YEAH MAGIC MISSILE! HE'S USING HIS CRYSTAL TO CHANNEL HIS POWER TO ABSORB ALL THE SOULS ON THIS PLANET! DO SOMETHING WIZARDS! UMM OH YEAH ME TOO MAGIC MISSILE!
    via CodyBurkett
  • 03
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    via CodyBurkett
  • 04
    There is no I in team. However, there are six I's in "FI it, I don't care how big the room is. I cast fireball."
    via CodyBurkett
  • 05
    OH! I'M OUT OF MANA! BETTER USE AMERICAN MAGIC.
    via CodyBurkett
  • 06
    YOUR GUIDE TO THE WIZARDS OF MIDDLE EARTH GANDALF THE GREY MANY THAT LIVE DESERVE DEATH. AND SOME THAT DIE DESERVE LIFE. CAN YOU GIVE IT TO THEM? THEN DO NOT BE SO EAGER ΤΟ DEAL OUT DEATH IN PUNISHMENT. SARUMAN THE WHITE WE MUST HAVE POWER, POWER TO ORDER ALL THINGS AS WE WILL, FOR THAT GOOD WHICH ONLY THE WISE CAN SEE. RADAGAST THE BROWN [bird noises] TRAVIS THE NEON GREEN MY FAVORITE DRINK IS WHOLE MILK MIXED WITH KETAMINE. DO NOT LOOK ME IN THE EYE. reparrish comics 2019
    via CodyBurkett, reparrish
  • 07
    BADAZZ WIZARD MEMES . Join Brandon Ingels. 20 March at 12:15. Fellow wizards, do NOT answer the ad for a "Couch of Casting" it has NOTHING to do with spells! (I did make 200 dollars though)
    via CodyBurkett, BADAZZ WIZARD MEMES
  • 08
    I HAVE THE PERFECT SPELL TO NEUTRALIZE OUR ENEMIES! Dibolox Ezinkulus!
    via CodyBurkett
  • 09
    ARE YA PONDERIN YOUR ORB, SON?
    via CodyBurkett
  • 10
    I have extremely strange beliefs and am a silly member of very unhinged online communities
    via CodyBurkett
  • 11
    I cast be nice to each other
    via CodyBurkett
  • 12
    No, I will not be on time
    via CodyBurkett
  • 13
    I'm only human but I am whimsical af
    via CodyBurkett
  • 14
    a dark cloud will block out the sun and the fields will fall fallow and a pox will Spread through ARE YOU DOOM SCROLLING IN THERE?? @MRLOVENSTEIN 00 NO! E COMIC SPONSORED BY THE DISTINGUISHED DUNCAN LATHLIN
    via CodyBurkett, @MRLOVENSTEIN
  • 15
    elizabeth @prvserpine In my wizard era (drifting around the house at dawn wearing a long bathrobe with stars & crescent moons on it, coffee in one hand & book in the other, talking to cats)
    via CodyBurkett, @prvserpine
  • 16
    You don't need to be a wizard To cast fireball
    via CodyBurkett
  • 17
    HEXING Weling Pomoti den ST CL ERS ly by LEDO Juniper Oil Pure Preased In Dalivar Raven Beaks Talens Eat Wate BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG
    via CodyBurkett
  • 18
    Me: Starting today I'm gonna eat healthier Me at 11pm:
    via CodyBurkett
  • 19
    Just because the Necromancer raises you for their undead army doesn't mean you are gonna let all those years at Bard's College go to waste. [Angry dooting]
    via CodyBurkett
  • 20
    jimmyjampots Follow 2d ago 28/8/1HA FREE KETAMINE 03.0115/31 apas-95 Follow 1d ago ... when the door's closed it says FIFTH-DEGREE KEBAB FAMINE, it's the name of their band
    via CodyBurkett
  • 21
    I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU WIZARDS BALANCE THE ORB LIKE THIS
    via CodyBurkett
  • 22
    I CAST CRINGEY MEMORY
    via CodyBurkett
  • 23
    apprentices be handing in 6 spells and call it a grimoire
    via CodyBurkett
  • 24
    CITADEL MINIATURES LE7 Wizard with Sub-Machine Gun 60p
    via CodyBurkett
  • 25
    We're not normalizing anything today. The Frog Mage Go ahead and be weird.
    via CodyBurkett, The Frog Mage
  • 26
    Hejibits #128 Enchanted Executable Setup The wizard will now install your software. Next > Cancel ©2012 JOHN KLECKNER www.hejibits.com
    via CodyBurkett, JOHN KLECKNER
  • 27
    Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet? He thinks its his spellcasting focus 1100 He has spells?! 0100 Just one. Everytime he hits someone with it he shouts "cast iron ifunny.co
    via CodyBurkett, ifunny
  • 28
    @shitposting mommy experimenting with the fabric of time (happing without an alarm)
    via CodyBurkett, @hitposting mommy
  • 29
    michaelcurzi @michaelcurzi Follow When you haven't seen your bro in a while but you hang out again and it's exactly the same
    via CodyBurkett, @michaelcurzi
  • 30
    Average Necromancer I MISS YOU GRANDMA I'M ALWAYS WITH YOU, HONEY Pro necromancer @SECRETXSNAKE THIS IS KORN'S DUBSTEP ALBUM PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO HELL
    via CodyBurkett, @SECRETXSNAKE
  • 31
    McPONDER 892 ORB ST DRIVER HAWAII LICENSE NUMBER 01-47-87441 DOB 06/03/1981 06/03/2008 HT WT HAIR EYES 5-10 150 BRO BRO CTY ISSUE DATE CLASS RESTR ENDORSE 06/18/1998 HONOLULU, HI 96820 3 Mahmin
    via CodyBurkett
  • 32
    R sadly you are now Probot palmtree HATED BY CATS
    via CodyBurkett

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