25 Holiday-esque Joke Memes That'll Make You Appreciate How Fun It Is Being a Parent

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melissa dilillo
Dec 24, 2024 3:00 PM EST

I like to come into all holiday parties prepared. Prepared for the worst that is. The awkward silence, the personal questions, the curiosity from everyone on what you got for Christmas morning. My favorite thing to do is come prepared to occupy the kids. Whether you actually have kids or not, you'll easily become the favorite aunt with a few good jokes. 

Kids are fairly easy to entertain. With the help of a few Christmas jokes, you'll be a hit in no time. I love asking kids what their favorite jokes are in return. Not only will you be entertained as well, but you're sure to learn a thing or two. Kids truly are the funniest and most honest humans in the room. 
One of the best Christmas gifts I received as a young-in was a joke book. It keeps your mind moving and builds in some comedic timing early on. It's truly the gift that keeps on giving. 

Check our our 30 holiday-esque bad dad jokes that'll be a hit with the kiddos this Christmas.

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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice. He left it at home. He's texting his wife.
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    daisy @invispots it's christmas eve eve so if your name is eve merry christmas eve eve eve
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great". I replied, "No, you're great". She's been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often.
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    Dad Jokes ✓ @Dadsaysjokes What do Santa's elves listen to whilst they work? Wrap music
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    They want to work from home! @DADSAYS JOKES
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    I nearly just spit out my coffee LENS CRAFTERS FOR LEASE NAVIDAD
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    Chris Scott @iamchrisscott Mariah Carey beginning with "I don't want a lot for Christmas" and then revealing she wants "you" is such a good burn
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I had a friend who was always late until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden. Now he wakes up on thyme.
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I just celebrated ten years of happy marriage. It was, coincidentally, our 30th wedding anniversary.
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
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    Christmas is all about giving. So I'm giving up.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting the Golden Gate Bridge. "What are you going to do when you finally get there?" she asked. I said: "I'll cross that bridge when I come to it."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes To ride a horse or not to ride a horse. That is equestrian.
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    My Dad handed me this and said, "Looks like he barked up the wrong tree."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Can you all please stop asking santa for the perfect man. I nearly got kidnapped 3 times today.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this", it usually smells nice.
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    I wrote a book on how not to fall down the stairs. It's a step by step guide.
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    brooklyn.hager06 did you know you're born with four kidneys? when you grow up two of them become adult knees 21
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    A suggestion for those who are out of Christmas wrapping paper... HAPPY BIRTH Y Jesus THEY HAPPY BIRTH Jesus PY BIRTH BY APPY Jesus APPY BIRTH BY Jesus RTH BY HAPPY BIRTH Jesus PY BIRTH BY HAPPY
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    Dad Jokes ✪ @Dadsaysjokes I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: "Don't go in there! Don't go in the church, you moron!" She was watching our wedding video again.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden. How the h I am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes No matter how old you are - an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.
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    Dad Jokes * @Dadsaysjokes Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at my head. It's OK though as my injuries are only super fish oil.
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    Dad Jokes * @Dadsaysjokes My balloon elephant wouldn't fit on the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk.
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