'Get a dog? Okay, I will': Wholesome Mom Gets Back at Bitter Boomer Father After He Makes Fun of Her for Not Being Able to Conceive By Getting an Enormous, Annoying Black Doggo While Living Together

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Dec 30, 2024 1:00 PM EST

Good morning, animal fam. We just love the smell of petty revenge in the morning. And you know what smells even better? When someone is served their just desserts, and we get a satisfying ending. Ah, it's nice to enjoy some family drama without it being a part of your family, isn't it?

Let's give you some context: an insensitive boomer dad makes an off-color joke to his daughter after she receives terrible news about her family. The daughter gets back at him by doing exactly what he told her to do, and he ends up eating his words after sticking his own foot in his mouth (not literally, of course).

Long story short, a wholesome mom adopted a giant doggo that she and her family loved for furever, and she got to stick it to the man in the process. Dogs are healing, but we have never heard of doggos being a tool for something like this. This is the fluffiest revenge we've ever seen, and we love every second of it. Scroll down to read the whole story below and have a great start of your week!

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    Get a dog? Okay, I will.
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    My grandfather decided to cheer my mom up by mentioning that she should "just get a dog". Well, my mother decided, you know what, that's a GREAT idea.
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    I actually have two stories, both belonging to my mother because she is the undefeated champion of petty retaliation.
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    The first one is pretty simple and not related to the title. Some backstory for this: she had a pretty rough childhood, and ended up living on her own from a pretty young age. She met my dad at 18, and had me at 20. When she found out she was pregnant, she told her family because even though their relationship was strained, she always wanted to try and have that connection, and at the time I would have been the first grandchild. Unfortunately, my grandfather is not a great person and decided tha
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    Sorry, we're not trying to be rude here, but how insensitive can you be? Yes, they were from a different generation, blah, blah, blah. But still, you don't speak that way to someone you love. Who does that kind of thing? A bitter person who is clearly upset with the way their lives turned out. 

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    have a new addition to the family, he would send her a check to cover the exact cost of an abun at the time, with a note that read "do the right thing". that she is, cashed My mother, bada the check, bought diapers with it, and mailed him back the receipt.
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    What a queen. You go, girl. You cash that check and use it to buy yourself all the things you need. This is the only pawssible way to respond to this situation, and we feel like we need to give this mom a round of appaws!

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    Now for the second story, and the one that relates to the title. My parents always wanted a big family, with lots of brothers and sisters for me. Unfortunately, I was a miracle baby. After many many doctors appointments and tests, my mom was finally given the news when I was around 8 years old that she wouldn't be able to have any more children without major surgery. The news obviously devastated her, and while she was mourning, my other grandfather (not the same one from the first story haha),
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    Yikes, indeed!

    who means well but does not always think things through before they exit his mouth, decided to cheer my mom up (somehow?) my mentioning that she should "just get a dog". Yikes.
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    Well, my mother decided, you know what, that's a GREAT idea. See, at the time, we still lived with my grandparents. So my mom went out and found the biggest, most obnoxious breed she could find on short notice and brought him home. (Black lab/chow mix, and don't worry despite being a revenge dog he was VERY well loved and possibly the best dog I've ever had). Suffice to say my grandfather was surprised pikachu and they got into a fight about it, at which point my mom reminded him that this is ex
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    Bringing in a big dog while still living with your parents is a power move, for sure. A pupper power move. Be careful what you wish for, had no one ever told them this? It's about time they learned a lesson or two. Turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks!

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    Probably not very interesting but I love this sub and I wanted to share some of the absolute maldad things my mother has done Edit: I found a picture for dog tax! I'm not sure how to add it to the post though? I'm mostly a lurker and don't know too much about posting stuff like this
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    Dog tax

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    delulu4drama Undefeated!!
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    JJQuantum 25d ago • We had a black lab/chow mix that lived for 14 years until he passed away about 1.5 years ago. He was the only one I'd heard of until this story.
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    Advanced_Ant2576 25d ago. When my ex and I were getting a divorce (he had an affair), he was out of the country for work. He came back to 2 Great Dane puppies and his belongings packed in boxes.
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    EducationalRoyal3880 She's the queen
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    • licking-salt-lamps 25d ago . The first story is absolutely amazing! Good on your mum for sending the receipt to him :D
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    SrslyPissed Off .25d ago. Your Mom sounds fierce! More madlad stories, please.
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    FreedomPretty6893 No words needed
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    amberlc002 · 25d ago • Hah, a good lesson in thinking before you speak.
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    kataklysmyk • 25d ago Bow to the Queen
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    justaman_097 · 24d ago. Top 1% Commenter Your mom was a petty legend! Hopefully you inherited some of her petty genes.
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    rcopley •24d ago • Pet-y revenge, indeed!
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    Morecatspls • 24d ago Top 1% Commenter He's a beauty (the pupper) Love that shiny coat. Good thing he's got BIG treatz!
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    Frankifile 23d ago. Chow chows are the most stubborn gorgeous dogs around. IL's had one, he'd lean on you and howl till you scratched his back, resume howling when you stopped.they're also enormous!
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