Artisanal Pencil Sharpening
"If you want to sharpen a pencil, you can collect every item you need for under 1000 dollars... so there's no reason to be intimidated by sharpening a pencil."
NOPE SORRY. I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO SPEND 1000 DOLLARS ON THAN PENCIL SHARPENING, THANKS. YOU KNOW, OTHER TRIVIAL STUFF LIKE FOOD AND RENT.
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