Grand Theft Aunt-o: Fed-up nephew reports car-stealing aunt, she’s found and faces the law

In every family there's always that one relative who operates like a rogue NPC, running their own chaotic side quests without checking in with the main player. It's usually harmless—a borrowed sweater, an unreturned Tupperware—but every now and then, a family member goes full GTA on your life.

Yes, we're talking about when Aunt Mildred or Cousin Steve decides to "borrow" a vehicle like they're prepping to Break the Bank at Caligula's (Yes, I'm old school so what?)

This is the case of one aunt whose vacation plans didn't just defy tradition, they defied the law. Instead of booking tickets or planning a road trip responsibly, she skipped straight to the "boost a car" phase of the mission, swiping her nephew's prized vehicle like she was aiming for a mission bonus.

Did she ask? No. Did she think "robbers, keepers" was an acceptable family rule? Apparently.

Little did she know, a blinking badge had appeared over her head—her nephew, fed up, had called the cops. With that one-star wanted level, the heat was on.
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Am I the j**k for calling the cops on my aunt who stole my car for a "Family Vacation"?

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As she cruised through her small-town vacation, oblivious, the stars kept stacking. Two badges—cops were searching. Three—she was tracked down mid-mojito. By the time sirens blared, her wanted level maxed out. Arrest was inevitable, and her vacation ended in handcuffs, not sunsets.
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