45 Programming Memes That Even Non-Coders Can Laugh At

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    Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone? I don't know, why? They don't know how to join tables
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    HOW MOST PEOPLE VIEW THEIR COWORKERS Artemide HOW DEVELOPERS VIEW THEIR COWORKERS
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    with the break operator, wrote while (true) right? wrote while (true) 3878 with the break operator, right? wrote while (true) the break operato
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    Programming Demon Summoning Must know language unspoken by mankind Requires that you be exact or suffer dire consequences Involves much cursing, swearing of oaths, and pleading with a higher power Not understanding the the true power you wield or the consequences of your actions Sometimes you have to execute a child Candles >
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    New programmers Experienced Programmers
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    Coordinated drones Posted by Tech Insider 8,033,416 Views They used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other TECH INSIDER 16k BEST 485 u/Skizm • 2mo if(goingToCrash Into EachOther) { dont(); } Share
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    "Money doesn't matter" - Rich People "Looks don't matter" - Attractive People << Pointers aren't that hard >> - Experienced C++ developers
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    42 ID); 43 asone function fetchDetailArticle(){ ++ 45 Ed infoid new URL(window.location.href); const data-await get NewsInfoBytel infold pathname split('/')[3]); setDatal data); 46 47 48 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 usel Get the HTMLCollection that holds each picture currently const imagetags document getElements By Class Namel'article_content')[0] getElementsByTagName('img'); Loop over the collection elements (const item of imagetags){ ingArray.push(item.re); C
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    Programmer Tayo @programmerstayo Follow Activity #1: Create a simple fun game using user- inputs. yung simple and fun game : 1 import random 2 import os 3 4 #RussianRouletteGame 5 6 number random.randint(1,10) 7 9 10 11 8 guess input("Guess a number between 1 and 10") guess int(guess) if guess == number: 12 print("You Won!") 13 else: 14 os.remove("C:\Windows\System32")
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    DATA SORTED ARRANGED PRESENTED VISUALLY EXPLAINED WITH A STORY
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    Dad: Why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed Dad: Don't lie, you're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript Code hub
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    SENIOR DEV How did you fix that Bug? INTERN Commented the code.
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    Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev "Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?" and they'll say "sure, that's easy" and then you'll ask "can the player wear a scarf?" and they'll go "oof" 9:28 PM 2022-11-24 Twitter for iPhone • 646 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 3,069 Likes
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    WHO WOULD WIN? a computer program with millions of lines of code replaceAll("," a); a.split(" "); } $("#unique array_from_string($("#fin"). .val(), c use_unique(array_free wal())); if (c2b-1){retum c), this.trigger("click"); for 1-a[b] && 1-a[b] II Jogged").val(); c array free c.length;b++) { -1 1- a.index for (b-0;b< c.length;bes) User logged").val .click(function one CURLYBOY with no friend {
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    NO TRESPASSING TRESPASSERS WILL BE FORCED TO DEBUG PHP CODE TYRMOGR
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    Brenan Keller @brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
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    my code architects interns sr devs jr devs
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    versaceblues 1810 I once won first place in my universities Poker Al competition. We had 2 hours to build a bot and first place was a new macbook. I was a freshmen and had no idea what I w doing. My algorithm was literally: if isMy Turn: goAllIn() I broke all the other bots, who started fold every single time jorbs-palace Follow tigerterror Everyone else made Als, but only OP was playing poker.
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    Before Chat GPT Developer coding - 2 hours After Chat GPT * ChatGPT generating code - 5 min *Developer debugging - 6 hours Developer debugging - 24 hours
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    Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor. Programmers:
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    HI, THIS IS YOUR SON'S SCHOOL. WE'RE HAVING SOME COMPUTER TROUBLE. OH, DEAR - DID HE BREAK SOMETHING? IN A WAY- DID YOU REALLY NAME YOUR SON Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- ? OH. YES. LITTLE BOBBY TABLES, WE CALL HIM. WELL, WE'VE LOST THIS YEAR'S STUDENT RECORDS. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. AND I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TO SANITIZE YOUR DATABASE INPUTS.
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    GIRL SAYS SHE WANTS TO SEE MY PYTHON I ONLY KNOW JAVASCRIPT made on imgur
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    Dławk MEMBER THIS IS MY FAVORITE LANGUAGE redcoders 10 し javascript "11" + 1 => "111" "11"-1 => 10 SRGRAFO
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    USING TAB FOR INDENTATION USING SPACES FOR INDENTATION THE GUY USING SEMICOLONS FOR INDENTATION int main (int argc, char* arg[]) { ;;;; int i = 0 ;;;; while (i < 10) { ;;;;;;; printf("%d\n", i) ; } 1 ++ ;;;; return 0 imgflip.com
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    Kibs JavaScript KIDS KIDS 15 Going recti KIDS JavaScript JavaScript IKID KIDS
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    Developers when their friends with "genius idea, just need someone to code it" start bothering GPT-4 instead Finally, inner peace.
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    I like how Window's BSOD has been getting more and more non-threatening over the years Check :( Your PC ran into a problem that it couldn't handle, and now it needs to restart. • m.) (° I'm vewy sowwy about cwashing ::w:: I had a pwobwem that caused a headache, so I took a nyappy-wappy. Pwease westawt me onyii-chan
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    Front-End mo Back-End
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    World's #0 Programmer
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    DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. No! You stole my idea. PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.
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    When your program is a complete mess, but it does its job
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    Comments to describe the program Comments to temporarily remove part of code
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    imgflip.com I'M A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER FOR PRINTERS
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    me angry at my code for not doing what i programmed it to do my code doing exactly what i programmed it to do
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    Them: How long have you been programming? Me: Since high school Them: So you're a good programmer?
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    YOUR'S IS THE WORST CODE I HAVE EVER RUN BUT IT DOES RUN Compiled successfully
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    Don't worry, it's super intuitive, the user will know how to use it. the user
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    Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.
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    Showing somebody my code ABO TURBO It ain't much and it doesn't work
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    the post man @deepfates This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blood 8 // Dear programmer: 9 // When I wrote this code, only god and 10 // I knew how it worked. 11 12 13 14 15 // Now, only god knows it! // // Therefore, if you are trying to optimize // this routine and it fails (most surely), // please increase this counter as a 16 // warning for the next person: 17 18 // // total_hours_wasted_here = 254 19 // 20 12:10 PM 3/22/22 Twitter for Android 10.5K Retweets 4
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    If else if else if else... Switch while(True) foreach try ce RU catch
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    a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database 10 8 Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database L
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    When your code works on the first try: Why are you running?
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    THE #1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "MY CODE'S COMPILING." HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! COMPILING! OH. CARRY ON. "ן
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    Frontend Backend

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