Mom: I wish censor bars worked whenever you wanted. Sister: Why? Mom: Your father likes the light on. Me: You shouldn't feel bad about your body Mom. Mom: I don't want to censor MY body. I mean have you seen your father naked?! Me to Sister: Let's go do our homework.
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