'It's me or the dog!': Wife gives husband ultimatum over his giant doggo, but then she falls in love with the massive mastiff and leaves the husband howlariously third-wheeling

We get it, animal fam, big dogs can be a bit intimidating. We grew up with only big dogs, so to us, they're normal-sized doggos. But to someone who has never lived with a dog before, they can seem like monsters. However, all of the big dogs we know are actually giant babies, who want nothing more than to curl up on your lap and chill. Seriously, it's a thing. Your legs may fall asleep after a minute or two, but that's the price we pay for love.

Well, upon seeing her future husband's massive mastiff, she gave him an ultimatum - 'It's me or the dog!'. He chose the dog, but promised to keep it outside when she moved in. She agreed. The dog spent about five minutes whining outside, and the new wife started to feel bad for them. Now they're snuggle buddies. There is a lot of story that happened in between, so scroll down to read all the juicy details below!

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From Ultimatum to Bromance: How My Dog Stole My Wife

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Dogs will do that to people. One look with their big, puppy dog eyes, and the deal is done. Signed, sealed, delivered. What was once yours is now the doggo's. You just can't compete with a giant, fluffy dog who wants to cuddle all the time. They're just too comfy.
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This marriage does sound very…peculiar. Well, whatever works for them. If they're happy, we're happy. Actually, we don't really care about their happiness. If the doggo is happy, we're happy. That sounds more like it.
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