32 D&D Memes That Crit You Right in the Funny Bone

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    ORGANIZING AN RPG SESSION: "OKAY GREAT, WE PLAY ON THE 5TH." "YOU HAVE MY SWORD." "AND YOU HAVE MY BOW." "THE 5TH ISN'T GREAT FOR ME."
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    I ROLLED A NAT 20 TO PICK THE LOCK Orange Duno YOU CAN'T CRIT ON A SKILL CHECK I ROLLED A NAT 20 YOU'RE A FIGHTER NOT A ROGUE FOUGHT THE LOCK AND WON
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    When the Bard decides to bring out their damaging spells 6 I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
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    1:53 would you be open to rp? yes roleplay? ok I'll be a level 9 Druid/half elf oh i ment like erotic rp I cast a fireball!! how do you respond? sorry 23 I cast a SEXY FIREBALL!!! Read 00:51 17 Comments Send Like ☐ Comment thew Stitch tewart Fireball isn't a druid spell... Like Reply Award View 12 previous replies... 5 Home Watch Marketplace Groups Notifications Menu
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    this is a ducktales blog now @Bouuvine DND allows you to play out even the most impossible fantasies, such as: -Speaking multiple languages -Traveling with friends -Being Charismatic -Waking up Early -Having money 7/29/18, 1:09 PM 6,527 Retweets 17.3K Likes
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    RPG MURDER HOBO FLOW CHART FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMEMES DM TALKS AND STUFF YOU ENCOUNTER SOMEONE NEW! IT'S A MONSTER/ NON PC RACE KILL IT TO DEATH IT'S A PEOPLE TALK AT IT WITH WORDS NOTHING STORY MOVES DOES IT HAVE INTERESTING FORWARD! STUFF? LEARN WHERE HAPPENS MORE STUFF YES NO TAKE ALL THE STUFF MUTILATE THE BODY TO TAKE AND MONSTERS TO KILL ARE
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    When you finally reach level 5 and get fireball but then the party keeps using peaceful negotiations to avoid conflict: father, i crave violence
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    My DnD character on paper My DnD character when I play it
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    THE SECRET ORIGINS OF D&D MONSTERS INSPIRED BY LORD OF THE RINGS TAKEN FROM EUROPEAN FOLKLORE GARY GYGAX HATED HIS PLAYERS "I swear to God, if one more person screams that they want to loot the bodies before I can even describe the end of combat, I'm going to invent a treasure chest that's actually a glue-covered monster in disguise!" Gary Gyax... probably
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    ROLEPLAYING Roleplaying And Rollplaying ROLLPLAYING @RRollplaying Guard: Halt! What's the meaning of this? Paladin: We are adventurers- Guard: I know that, what's with the group of kids? Rogue: The Mobile Orphanage TM is where we raise these orphans we found into adventurers! Guard: Found? Rogue, whispering: Accidentally made.
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    Wizard: "Hail & well met, weary traveler! Welcome!" Shopkeep: "Umm. This is actually MY store? You just wandered in here." Rogue: "The difference between this being any store at all & a crater is about one combat round." Shopkeep: "Sigh. Oh my what exotic wares you have, sir."
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    Why are vampires always wealthy in D&D campaigns? Like, how do they make a living? "Chele... Please." i say, if you've been alive for 200 years and still broke, just step into the sun.
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    DUNGEONS DRAGONS Levels 4-20 119 The Epic Adventures of J'ae and Bhab the Silent
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    viridiandnd My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don't know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say "yeah that does it" the-dm-experience this hurts
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    Sean Doolittle @whatwouldDOOdo for something called *fantasy* football it's incredibly boring. not a single wizard. zero magic. 8/31/18, 4:05 AM L
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    "Here come some mindflayers... Better get ready for some INT saves!" Wizard Barbarian 033K YM JA42
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    Cam Jackson @thecamjackson Dr Strange claims to be a sorcerer and not a wizard, but he prepares his spells from books and is clearly high intelligence and low charisma. In this essay I will 11:57 23/8/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    DM: Give me a climb check and a perception check. Player: 18, aaaand a 3. DM: You climb the tree without issue. However you fail to notice the BearSwarm in the tree. Player: .... The. What? #dnd #pathfinder
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    Sorcerers So when do I get a wide variety of spells? Wizards Imgflip.comThat's the neat part. You don't.
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    ME: SINCE EBERRON HAS NEWSPAPERS THEY'LL BE WRITING ARTICLES ABOUT THE PARTY. MY PLAYERS: THEY'RE GONNA TELL EVERYONE WE'RE HEROES RIGHT?
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    Zac Speaks Giant @zacnaoum • 14h Me: Okay the giant door has 5 symbols and 5 animal engravings, however- Wizard: I cast Ray of Disintegration Me: ... What Wizard: I disintegrate the door Me: but... puzzle Wizard I solved your puzzle. With magic. Me: #DnD 13 1765 247
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    My recent D&D party when faced with a mystery... SOMETHING'S WRONG. MURDER ISN'T WORKING AND THAT'S ALL WE'RE GOOD AT.
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    DM: You walk into a very dark tunnel The elf bard: Hello DM, my old friend. I've come to say I've darkvision. Because in low- light i'll be-e seeing. See those critters you ha-aad creeping
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    So how did you get your spells Wizard: through constant study Cleric: through the grace of my god Druid: through the blessing of the earth itself Warlock: through my patron's knowledge Sorcerer: Through my ancestor's power Bard: Well I just started making fun of a goblin one time and he just like died and it was the weirdest crap ever
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    FREE ACTION! FLATFOOTED! imgflip.com SURPRISE ROUND! BLOODIED! PALADINS MUST BE LAWFUL GOOD! THINGS NOT IN 5E THAT PEOPLE STILL THROW AROUND LIKE THEY MEAN SOMETHING
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    The party fails the persuasion and intimidation rolls on the shopkeeper Barbarian: Shame.
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    sufficientlylargen My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.
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    No One Cares If Your Characters Doesn't Want To Do The Adventure. You Made Them, So Make a New One That Does Want To Go on Adventures And Stop Being An A hole -Socrates Twitter:@OregonRolledA20
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    being better than humans Dwarves Elves Elves
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    My desires are... unconventional So show me LIZES t Can she play a Cleric?
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    "Dont be a bard," they said. 50990032 00000 "Bards are lame," they said.
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    When you tell your players not to kill everyone they see. Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time.

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