Twitter's Obsessed With This Do Not Date My Daughter Bumper That Has Twist Ending

From afar this bumper sticker seems predictable enough, but upon closer inspection the curveball smacks ya right in the face. Definitely some bonus points for trying to be clever, but the irony is too painful at the same time. How can this dude consider himself "closeted"?

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