23 Cat Tweets to Tell Your Cat He's a Cutie Patootie Little Creature

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Feb 6, 2025 1:00 PM EST

We honestly wish we could tweet about our cat so he could respond. We low-key want to be able to talk to our cat without being met with endless meows that make us think we need to pet him- wait, no, he wants us to pick him up- no, no, no, put him back down immediately- is it a treat that you want?- not this one, okay, okay, we get it- why do you block us from walking?- what do you want?!

It'll be so much easier if we could just talk directly to our cat, even through text, and he'll answer. But since this is not the case, with every cat - all cat pawrents turn to share their cats' shenanigans online. We gathered some hilariously accurate cat tweets made by cat pawrents, who we're sure would like to have a real word with their cats as we do, but can't. As we can't. Believe us, if you're a cat pawrent - this bunch of cat tweets is the most relatable it gets out there.

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  • 01
    ashlyne @ashlyne asked my roommate for an update on my cat tofu and she sent me this fo
    via @ashlyne

  • By examining the evidence, and after careful consideration, we can determine with 300% certainty that Tofu is doing fine. We think Tofu's hooman shouldn't worry about their cat, he's in good hands.

  • 02
    strwbrrypulp 7h hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee
    via strwbrrypulp
  • 03
    Dave Wagner @Dbwagner104 my cat has no responsibilities, but all day he walks around the house from room to room with this utter sense of purpose, as if he has an endless to-do list of tasks no one asked for. just this weird small furry dude going about his little cat errands.
    via @Dbwagner104
  • 04
    yourshadowtwin People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too.
    via u/yourshadowtwin
  • 05
    Serena Golden @SerenaEGolden every single person who owns two cats has one beautiful idiot and one terrifying demon plotting a coup
    via @SerenaEGolden
  • 06
    james @videojames_ my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks > my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
    via @videojames_

  • Cats will literally play with anything that moves a little or makes a tiny noise. Did a leaf fall off your house plant? Must play with. Was a guitar pick dropped on the floor? Must hunt!

  • 07
    memes i wish i could tag my cat in @memesiwish you ever just hand things to your cat to sniff so they can feel included
    via @memesiwish
  • 08
    Ben Passmore @DAYGLOAYHOLE the fact i gotta train 3-5 days a week to keep my body at “moderately broken" while my cat sleep all day and can do parkour with ease is a crime.
    via @DAYGLOAYHOLE
  • 09
    sofie @sofieisalive me to my cat every day: good morning bingus! are ut boo boo baby? the biggest boy of the world?? bingum of the year? my baby spingum.. my bing bong boonga my cat: what is my name
    via @sofieisalive
  • 10
    Haus of Decline @hausofdecline Dogs are cool because they're like a little dude with 10 IQ points. Cats are cool because you feel as if you've brokered a contract with a minor demon. www
    via @hausofdecline
  • 11
    malfxoys so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my famil
    via malfxoys
  • 12
    The Song of the MARC @marccold ME: whose dog are you DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL ME: whose cat are you CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
    via @marccold
  • 13
    bunny girl @hleneeh someone said cats are a lesson in consent and so many controlling people hate cats because they can't control them and i haven't stopped thinking about it since
    via @hleneeh
  • 14
    geeky steven @geekysteven Pets are a weird concept. Like you made a house that keeps all the creatures out and then you're like "nah, needs some creatures in it"
    via @geekysteven
  • 15
    A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor
    via @caats
  • 16
    the moon's wife @bookishseawitch cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need
    via @bookishseawitch
  • 17
    Yi Shun Lai (賴儀遜) @gooddirt On last night's @JetBlue flight, ONT-JFK: "Is anyone missing a CAT. A grey-and-white CAT." Yes I woke up for this. 13 412 EXIT SALIDA
    via @gooddirt
  • 18
    M. E. Gallegos @tolaughortolove I made the mistake of meeting one of my cat's demands and now he has more.
    via @tolaughortolove
  • 19
    Bo Bolander @BBolander the old cat's hate for the kitten is more understandable if you imagine you're an 87-year old lady creeping steadily down the hall to the kitchen, hurrycane at the ready, when suddenly from stage left a brawny 25-year old dude runs in & cheerfully bam margeras you to the floor
    via @BBolander
  • 20
    pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
    via @caats
  • 21
    Silver Tooth Kid @JenniferRoseNYC I would never hurt my cat...but sometimes...I wish I was a cat so we could square up.
    via @JenniferRoseNYC
  • 22
    shannon @shannoncooperox My 10 year old neighbour just threw a cup of water over my cat who was sitting on the fence minding his own business n laughed so I threw a basin of water over him from the window and now his dad is at my door going mental but I don't see the problem, don't touch my cat
    via @shannoncooperox
  • 23
    Oh to be a house cat and simply slap the s t out of anything in front of me that I do not understand
    via @caats

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