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For the Aesthetically Average
I get this, not everyone is a beautiful swan, I'm sure not. And, this site gives no outrageous expectations -
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Date Your Weight
Sort of the same thing as The Ugly Bug. Why try to fool anyone? Just be yourself. -
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Because Your Partner Should Have the Same Allergies As You
Ok, this is hipster nonsense. If you're gluten free, fine. But if you require someone to be gluten free, that's just weird. -
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Date a Seaman
Sea Captain Date, it probably sounds classier than it is. Or, maybe you just want a mate who swears like a sailor. -
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Weed Out Your Suitors
Chill people looking for other chill people. I imagine it's no big deal if you can't remember the other persons name, or if you don't know if you put them in your phone or not. -
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Turn a Sad Clown Happy
Sadly this isn't around any more, go figure. I assume because it is TERRIFYING. -
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Need a Hole in One?
I assume this site exists just to keep the riff-raff out. -
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Only the STD Fish
Don't want any more awkward conversations about STDs? Well, Herpes Fish (why fish?) has got you covered. -
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When You Want to Horse Around
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