9 Rather Odd Dating Sites

Do you have a specific partner in mind already, because whomever made these incredibly niche dating sites sure as hell did. Sure, maybe a few of these will make sense, but what about Sea Captain Date? Because that's some non sequitur nonsense right there.

01
For the Aesthetically Average

via Shiny Shiny

I get this, not everyone is a beautiful swan, I'm sure not. And, this site gives no outrageous expectations
02
Date Your Weight

via Fat Bastard Dating

Sort of the same thing as The Ugly Bug. Why try to fool anyone? Just be yourself.
03
Because Your Partner Should Have the Same Allergies As You

via Gluten Free Singles

Ok, this is hipster nonsense. If you're gluten free, fine. But if you require someone to be gluten free, that's just weird.
04
Date a Seaman

via Sea Captain Date

Sea Captain Date, it probably sounds classier than it is. Or, maybe you just want a mate who swears like a sailor.
05
Weed Out Your Suitors

via 420 Singles

Chill people looking for other chill people. I imagine it's no big deal if you can't remember the other persons name, or if you don't know if you put them in your phone or not.
06
Turn a Sad Clown Happy

via Boo Hiccup

Sadly this isn't around any more, go figure. I assume because it is TERRIFYING.
07
Need a Hole in One?

via Mandatory

I assume this site exists just to keep the riff-raff out.
08
Only the STD Fish

via Herpes Fish

Don't want any more awkward conversations about STDs? Well, Herpes Fish (why fish?) has got you covered.
09
When You Want to Horse Around

via Equestrian Singles

You love horses, you like riding bare-back? Than this site is for you.