27 Memes Saying Abracadabra

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  • 01

    Same here brother

    I'm not even procrastinating anymore I'm straight up not working
  • 02

    Oh no... so sad...

    "Are you sure you don't mind if we cancel?" me:
  • 03

    Just Emperor Stuff

    Having a country named after you Having an entire historical era named after you Having a salad named after you
  • 04

    Wait does that happen to everyone?

    nobody: me at 2am: 2019 I should deactivate all of my social media accounts
  • 05

    Hate it when that happens

    that feeling when you go out for a quiet meal and some f■ker at the next table starts painting you
  • 06
    2 hours of cooking just to eat for 10 minutes and now you have to wash everything...
  • 07
    Are you crying? To what?? No, I'm having an allergic reaction To life
  • 08
    nicole @nicole_pumpkins If you were the type of child that hoarded stickers because you couldn't commit to sticking them. onto something and not be able to remove them in one piece.. congrats, your now an anxious adult!
  • 09
    I don't want to go through things that don't kill me but make me stronger anymore
  • 10
    Me trying not to move an inch when Bus driver applies sudden brake, so people around me thinks I'm strong asf⚫
  • 11
    old tom @YuckyTom change him back i don't care what he's done no one deserves this lyric @lyricstitches. 2d Made my boyfriend a little goblin
  • 12
    Someone designed this. Then someone else approved it. RE ORBIT URANUS URANUS PROFILE ATMOSPHERE URANUS'S MOONS 日 Tania 171 Oberon 23 A
  • 13
    Dad, what did you do to get mom to love you? Fing legend She believed in Astrology, sol would text her at hours like 11:11 or 4:44 so she would think it was destiny @artmemescentral
  • 14
    If at first you don't succeed find out why. spacefinch 601 Follow This is honestly better advice than "if at first you don't succeed, try try again." By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!
  • 15
    "Can you multitask?" Yes, I can chill and lose my mind at the same time Made by @classicaldamn
  • 16
    Are you lonely? Is holodeck four always in use? We are hot and ready to assimilate you... The Borg are waiting... Call now! I-ASS-IMI-LATE THETREKMEMES EJ'SMEMES
  • 17
    Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ If you work from home, you might go multiple days without speaking to another human being, but there are downsides too
  • 18
    Jackson Crawford @Norsebysw I do not understand the urge to amass wealth and then use it to interfere in other people's lives. If I had 62 billion dollars no one would ever see me again.
  • 19
    Do not chase the red dot, for it is an illusion
  • 20
    I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me... ACQUIRE SOME TASTE
  • 21
    Amanda Bates @Batemeddy What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child? young gunner @machinegunkelly Naptime was a punishment.
  • 22
    And then Satan said: Put the alphabet into math
  • 23
    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal My son on why Caleb is his best friend at kindergarten: "He doesn't really speak English, so we can skip all the talking and just get right to the karate."
  • 24
    The tea tastes delightful today, Beatrice. What's it called again? 14/07/24 Jack Daniels A Cup of Tea (William Granville-Smith) 1904
  • 25
    f princesshamlet disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover 2,352 notes
  • 26
    LEONARDO DA VINCI DOESN'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR LEAVING US INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE SNOW ANGELS. CAFE
  • 27
    Real shortest horror story: where did that spider go?

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